A first date should never include disorientation, blood, a gun, and a cow pasture
Posted by: Jon on 06/18/2013 10:54 AM
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Romance, the butterflies in your stomach as you get up the nerve to ask that special someone out for the first time, only to have that feeling replaced by disorientation and facial bleeding, and of course being robbed and left naked in a cow pasture. Love!
Williams told sheriff’s deputies that he met the unidentified woman at a convenience store in Daytona Beach, Fla., two weeks ago. They struck up a friendship and later arranged to go out on June 14, according to the report.
The woman picked up Williams in front of the same convenience store for their first date Friday evening. After Williams entered the woman’s vehicle, he discovered two unidentified adult men – one of whom the woman introduced as her brother, the report states. (First bad sign)
She told Williams that she would take him out to dinner after she dropped off the two unidentified men at her brother’s home. But after several minutes on the road, the woman abruptly turned onto an unknown side street, Williams told investigators. (Second bad sign)
The woman’s alleged brother instructed her to stop somewhere along the side street because he had to “wait for a friend.” She then backed into what Williams described to investigators as an “empty cow pasture.” (Third and final bad sign that would indicate the probability of needing to run very quickly away)
Williams told investigators that he then exited the vehicle to urinate but was allegedly bludgeoned twice in the face with a “hard metal object.” He collapsed to the ground and held his face in his hands while one of the unidentified men allegedly said, “Give me all your money and all your clothes.” (Confirmation that you should of heeded the third bad sign)
Williams told police he said, “Are you serious?”
One of the unidentified men allegedly responded, “Do you see what I’ve got pointed at you?”
Williams said he then opened his eyes and saw a semi-automatic pistol pointed straight at his face, according to the report.
All told, Williams claimed he was robbed of $200 in cash, a Straight Talk pre-paid cellular phone, his Florida driver’s license, a gray tank top, black Dickie shorts and a pair of DC sneakers.
The trio are still at large, and for future reference do not try and date someone that you just met at a convenience store, unless you like cows, being naked, bloody, and poor!
Williams told sheriff’s deputies that he met the unidentified woman at a convenience store in Daytona Beach, Fla., two weeks ago. They struck up a friendship and later arranged to go out on June 14, according to the report.
The woman picked up Williams in front of the same convenience store for their first date Friday evening. After Williams entered the woman’s vehicle, he discovered two unidentified adult men – one of whom the woman introduced as her brother, the report states. (First bad sign)
She told Williams that she would take him out to dinner after she dropped off the two unidentified men at her brother’s home. But after several minutes on the road, the woman abruptly turned onto an unknown side street, Williams told investigators. (Second bad sign)
The woman’s alleged brother instructed her to stop somewhere along the side street because he had to “wait for a friend.” She then backed into what Williams described to investigators as an “empty cow pasture.” (Third and final bad sign that would indicate the probability of needing to run very quickly away)
Williams told investigators that he then exited the vehicle to urinate but was allegedly bludgeoned twice in the face with a “hard metal object.” He collapsed to the ground and held his face in his hands while one of the unidentified men allegedly said, “Give me all your money and all your clothes.” (Confirmation that you should of heeded the third bad sign)
Williams told police he said, “Are you serious?”
One of the unidentified men allegedly responded, “Do you see what I’ve got pointed at you?”
Williams said he then opened his eyes and saw a semi-automatic pistol pointed straight at his face, according to the report.
All told, Williams claimed he was robbed of $200 in cash, a Straight Talk pre-paid cellular phone, his Florida driver’s license, a gray tank top, black Dickie shorts and a pair of DC sneakers.
The trio are still at large, and for future reference do not try and date someone that you just met at a convenience store, unless you like cows, being naked, bloody, and poor!
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