Amazon community has some fun reviewing a $40,000 3D TV
Posted by: Timothy Tibbetts on 01/28/2014 02:49 PM
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I often can trust Amazon reviews but every once in a while, the community has some fun with the comments. In this case, it’s the Samsung UN85S9 85-Inch 4K Ultra HD 120Hz 3D Smart LED UHDTV which can be yours for only $40,000.00. Hey, that's don't $5,000 and there's only one left, so don't delay.
“My wife and I bought this after selling our daughter Amanda into white slavery. We actually got a refurbished. It's missing the remote, but oh well-- for $10K off, I can afford a universal, right? The picture is amazing. I've never seen the world with such clarity.
Amanda, if you're reading this, hang in there, honey! We'll see you in a year.”
“This tv is fan freaking tastic!!!! We are now living in the box it came in but even that is roomy and quite comfy!!!”
“The black levels and color depth on this TV are pretty good for the price. However, the small screen size is a deal breaker. I recommend buying an IMAX theater instead.”
“Asolutely worthless for watching midget porn. They all look normal size. And the remote control by hand gesture feature has some serious drawbacks...”
“Has anyone bought this yet? My wife told me that she would leave me if I purchased it and I was wondering if this TV would be worth it.”
“I was looking at the product specifications and it said the unit weighs 189 pounds and the shipping weight is 319 pounds. How much does that remote weigh?”
“I bought six of these Samsung UN85S9 85-Inch 4K Ultra HD 120Hz 3D Smart LED UHDTVs (Black) expecting to create a holodeck for me and the little tykes. You know, like in star trek. I opted for the black model to show people I'm not a racist.”
Good pros and cons from the above reviewer:
“Pros:
-Fancy
-Self Cleaning
-Chuck Norris Approved
Cons:
-Not fist-proof
-Lacks the 99.6% pure blue dilithium crystals
-3D images not edible/drinkable
-Not compatible with WebTV
-Creates more radiation than a CT scan
-Drone delivery not available for it.
-Despite being a so called "Smart" TV as advertised, it does not have a college degree. Should be more accurately described as a "Street Smart" tv.”
“I bought this after raiding my son's college fund. Before you slash at me with negative comments, the kid is 23 and works at Taco Bell. That ship has sailed.”
“I didn't actually purchase this item but Amazon's "Customers Who Viewed This Item Also Viewed" section allowed me to discover this gem Male Power Mens Black Collared Body Harness Mankini that has absolutely changed my life.”
This goes on for 132 pages, at the time of this article.
Got some time to kill? Then check it out at http://amzn.to/1neqae4.
Yeah, that’s an affiliate referral link
“My wife and I bought this after selling our daughter Amanda into white slavery. We actually got a refurbished. It's missing the remote, but oh well-- for $10K off, I can afford a universal, right? The picture is amazing. I've never seen the world with such clarity.
Amanda, if you're reading this, hang in there, honey! We'll see you in a year.”
“This tv is fan freaking tastic!!!! We are now living in the box it came in but even that is roomy and quite comfy!!!”
“The black levels and color depth on this TV are pretty good for the price. However, the small screen size is a deal breaker. I recommend buying an IMAX theater instead.”
“Asolutely worthless for watching midget porn. They all look normal size. And the remote control by hand gesture feature has some serious drawbacks...”
“Has anyone bought this yet? My wife told me that she would leave me if I purchased it and I was wondering if this TV would be worth it.”
“I was looking at the product specifications and it said the unit weighs 189 pounds and the shipping weight is 319 pounds. How much does that remote weigh?”
“I bought six of these Samsung UN85S9 85-Inch 4K Ultra HD 120Hz 3D Smart LED UHDTVs (Black) expecting to create a holodeck for me and the little tykes. You know, like in star trek. I opted for the black model to show people I'm not a racist.”
Good pros and cons from the above reviewer:
“Pros:
-Fancy
-Self Cleaning
-Chuck Norris Approved
Cons:
-Not fist-proof
-Lacks the 99.6% pure blue dilithium crystals
-3D images not edible/drinkable
-Not compatible with WebTV
-Creates more radiation than a CT scan
-Drone delivery not available for it.
-Despite being a so called "Smart" TV as advertised, it does not have a college degree. Should be more accurately described as a "Street Smart" tv.”
“I bought this after raiding my son's college fund. Before you slash at me with negative comments, the kid is 23 and works at Taco Bell. That ship has sailed.”
“I didn't actually purchase this item but Amazon's "Customers Who Viewed This Item Also Viewed" section allowed me to discover this gem Male Power Mens Black Collared Body Harness Mankini that has absolutely changed my life.”
This goes on for 132 pages, at the time of this article.
Got some time to kill? Then check it out at http://amzn.to/1neqae4.
Yeah, that’s an affiliate referral link
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