When engaged in burglary of a home; it is best to take care of business beforehand, so you do not defecate in your pants when the home owner tackles you after finding you stealing his stuff.


Nathan Severin, 35, did not get the memo obviously. Severin was caught in the act by Jason Guerra after he was seen standing in the living room holding a laptop and a backpack that belonged to Guerra's son.

According to KPTV, Guerra told police the suspect tried to walk out the front door, so he tackled him. The two began wrestling on the ground. That's when Severin allegedly said he had soiled himself.

"He said everything he could think of," Guerra told Fox 12. "He said he was in a bad spot. He didn't mean to. That he was sorry. And one of the last things he said was, 'come on man, I pooped my pants."

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Police arrived and arrested Severin, but officers said he didn't go quietly. Severin allegedly kicked one of them in the face as they were attempting to handcuff him.

Severin was charged with first-degree burglary and third-degree assault. What a stinker!