Church wedding delayed due to a couple of unscheduled balls at same venue
Posted by: Jon Ben-Mayor on 09/19/2013 07:15 AM [ Comments ]
If you are superstitious about things; then turning up at the church for your wedding and having police cars parked out front might be some type of sign. Perhaps worse than that is if a man has just severed his own testicles inside of the church and the foyer looks like a murder scene - I guess rain wouldn't have been so bad.
Brentwood Weekly News reports that, a friend of the bride and groom, who did not wish to be named, turned up for the wedding at around 12.45pm to find a police car outside.
He was told by the vicar that guests were not allowed to enter the church as a man had injured himself.
The wedding guest said: “There was blood all over the floor just outside the church. When I went in there it was like someone had been murdered. There was blood everywhere.
“The vicar knew of the man and said he had come into the church as they were setting up. He said the man had chopped his testicles off with a pair of scissors and was going bezerk, chucking chairs around. I’m surprised he didn’t pass out.
“When I went in the church, I saw something on the floor which I could only describe as flesh, which I thought was part of his arm but that was one of his testicles.”
Essex Police confirmed a man had suffered injuries to his testicles but said the injuries had not been sustained inside the church.
Reverand Bob Wallace of All Saints Church, said: “Somebody came into the church having self harmed outside. We were able to arrange for an ambulance for him.”
Reverand Wallace did not wish to elaborate but added: “I’m more concerned that he is now getting the appropriate treatment.”
He was told by the vicar that guests were not allowed to enter the church as a man had injured himself.
The wedding guest said: “There was blood all over the floor just outside the church. When I went in there it was like someone had been murdered. There was blood everywhere.
“The vicar knew of the man and said he had come into the church as they were setting up. He said the man had chopped his testicles off with a pair of scissors and was going bezerk, chucking chairs around. I’m surprised he didn’t pass out.
“When I went in the church, I saw something on the floor which I could only describe as flesh, which I thought was part of his arm but that was one of his testicles.”
Essex Police confirmed a man had suffered injuries to his testicles but said the injuries had not been sustained inside the church.
Reverand Bob Wallace of All Saints Church, said: “Somebody came into the church having self harmed outside. We were able to arrange for an ambulance for him.”
Reverand Wallace did not wish to elaborate but added: “I’m more concerned that he is now getting the appropriate treatment.”
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