Roseanna Marie Kiser, 33, doesn't like to be (inadvertently) splashed with water while sitting poolside sipping vodka directly from the jug. Quite classy don't you think?


From the Smoking Gun article, it doesn't appear that the 7-year-old child even got her wet. It says the boy splashed water near her. But she must be suffering from Florida-syndrome and decided that this demon-spore must be taught a lesson!

Kiser grabbed her trusty vodka bottle and allegedly poured it “directly into the eyes and face” of the child and then shoved him into the pool. Police were called in but Kiser had returned to her hotel room already. Police confronted her there and told the drunken Kiser multiple times that she has to roll out. The hotel management had requested that she be ejected from the premises, Kiser wasn't having any of this and fought with cops, elbowing and kicking officers in the head, neck, and chest,” according to a felony complaint accusing her of resisting an officer with violence.

Kiser is facing multiple felony charges including endangering a minor and battery on a law enforcement officer (she repeatedly kicked one officer in the groin). Kiser made bail and was released back into the wild.