There are two camps for turkey prep - basters and non basters - it is never a good idea to intermingle the two, least of all when one is a drunken mess. A woman in St. Lucie county, FL., became enraged when her husband ignored her question about why he was basting the holiday turkey.



According to Off The Beat with Will Greenlee, the husband said Faba, described as incoherent and smelling of booze, began smashing glassware, while he got his grandmother's china and broke it on the floor.

He went in the bedroom to get some warm clothing to go for a walk. He said she came in and wouldn't let him leave, punching him in the face. He said she eventually tackled him "which resulted in his face going into the wall," an affidavit states.

Faba was arrested for battery and also for violating a pretrial order that stated she was not to engage in violent contact with her husband. Turkey!