Florida Friday: Cops Chase Man Who Tosses and Tries to Conceal Marijuana
Posted by: Timothy Tibbetts on 03/24/2017 05:52 AM [ Comments ]
Meet Genaro Garcia, 31, who seems judging by the mugshot to be having a really great day, but it was anything but. Talk about bad luck.
Florida Highway Patrol trooper tried to stop his Kia Optima “for dark side window tint” on Okeechobee Road west of Fort Pierce, not too far from where I am writing this story.
This is where the fun starts.
Garcia didn't pull over, and the officer spotted him rolling down the window and fidgeting in the vehicle and called for backup.
At this point, marijuana was thrown out the window repeatedly with some of it becoming lodged in the Trooper's vehicle grille. Talk about bad luck.
But, wait, there's more!
The vehicle was stopped with spike strips, and when the officer's approached, Garcia was trying to eat more marijuana. Officer's managed to get him to spit it out.
But, wait, there's more!
According to the report, a bag containing marijuana was discovered in Mr. Garcia’s butt that was sticking out.
As you can imagine, cops weren't too happy and tossed the book at Garcia with charges including possession of more than 20 grams of marijuana, fleeing and eluding, destroying/tampering with evidence and possession of drug paraphernalia.
Dude should really look into vaping. There's a lot of butt possibilities there...
I don't know why but every time I hear buttocks, I am reminded of this:
Source: Off The Beat
Florida Highway Patrol trooper tried to stop his Kia Optima “for dark side window tint” on Okeechobee Road west of Fort Pierce, not too far from where I am writing this story.
This is where the fun starts.
Garcia didn't pull over, and the officer spotted him rolling down the window and fidgeting in the vehicle and called for backup.
At this point, marijuana was thrown out the window repeatedly with some of it becoming lodged in the Trooper's vehicle grille. Talk about bad luck.
But, wait, there's more!
The vehicle was stopped with spike strips, and when the officer's approached, Garcia was trying to eat more marijuana. Officer's managed to get him to spit it out.
But, wait, there's more!
According to the report, a bag containing marijuana was discovered in Mr. Garcia’s butt that was sticking out.
As you can imagine, cops weren't too happy and tossed the book at Garcia with charges including possession of more than 20 grams of marijuana, fleeing and eluding, destroying/tampering with evidence and possession of drug paraphernalia.
Dude should really look into vaping. There's a lot of butt possibilities there...
I don't know why but every time I hear buttocks, I am reminded of this:
Source: Off The Beat
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