Go to Florida, they said. Have a good time. Drink too much, chase a rooster, and go to jail - cock-a-doodle doooo!

Daniel H. Jones, 34, of New Jersey did all that. After a drinking session, Mr. Jones decided that he NEEDED to hit a rooster with a golf cart. The golf cart is a common mode of transportation to get around the neighborhood in Florida (just ask Tim ).

The rooster, who was obviously sober, was able to hop up a curb and avoid the drunken swerving rampage of Mr. Jones who proceeded to flip the golf cart over ejecting all his passengers.

According to what a witness told FLKeysNews, there was a woman in the golf cart, which also carried another man, they got the worst of it with chipped teeth and skinned knees.

Jones, who police said fell asleep in the patrol car on the way to jail, was jailed on suspicion of driving under the influence and DUI with property damage and minor injury.

He was released after a short time which is lucky for him since you do not want to be known as a rooster-chaser in jail. just saying...