Deputies in Martin County, FL., were met by a baseball wielding man in front of his rented trailer; they were dispatched there after the 53 year old male initially called police to report that his wife had been abducted by hologram wielding attackers.

According to TCPalm's - Off The Beat W/Will Greenlee, "(The man) stated that they used holograms to project signals on the walls to get him to do what they wanted and to communicate with each other," the report states.

A deputy found nothing in the trailer other than alcohol bottles, trash and other things scattered about. The deputy asked where the man's wife was and he said "they abducted her."

The owner of the property told the deputy that the last time the sheriff's office was called out, the pair were smoking meth and at one point the woman was sitting in the middle of the road "digging for gold." The owner states that the couple is going to be served with an eviction notice....

No charges were filed for this particular call since no actual criminal activity occurred. Hopefully they found the wife - who is obviously in another dimension....