Florida Friday: In South Florida Even Santa Does Colombian Snow
Posted by: Jon Ben-Mayor on 03/31/2017 08:29 AM [ Comments ]
A man in the Florida Keys (ha Keys) was arrested on charges stemming from the sale of cocaine - or reindeer zazzle. How do you think Rudolph's nose gets so red?
The man was arrested after he sold to an undercover narcotics officer and faces an elves-share of charges including using a two-way communications device to facilitate a felony (not built at the workshop?) and selling drugs within 1,000 feet of a place of worship. Holy night, Santa is in some trouble.
The Santa look-alike was booked into the Monroe County jail without bond.
Kids, just say No, No, No to Santa's little helper!
I'll be honest, he looks more like Steve Carrell in Evan Almighty.
Source: Miami Diario
The man was arrested after he sold to an undercover narcotics officer and faces an elves-share of charges including using a two-way communications device to facilitate a felony (not built at the workshop?) and selling drugs within 1,000 feet of a place of worship. Holy night, Santa is in some trouble.
The Santa look-alike was booked into the Monroe County jail without bond.
Kids, just say No, No, No to Santa's little helper!
I'll be honest, he looks more like Steve Carrell in Evan Almighty.
Source: Miami Diario
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