Florida Friday: Man commits crime, so logically he must go naked
Posted by: Jon on 06/21/2013 02:46 AM
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A man was arrested after an officer found him wandering around the Ocala police department parking lot totally naked. The man evidently wanted to turn himself in for a crime that he had committed; officers gladly obliged and added public lewdness.
According to the report from the Ocala Star Banner, a police officer had stopped Marcus Aaron Taylor, 28, at 10:55 p.m. in the department parking lot. Officer Luis Camacho also responded and wrote the official report.
When Camacho asked Taylor why he was not wearing any clothing, Taylor said, "Because I committed a crime."
Taylor added that the crime was "lewdness" and said he wanted the officer to take him to jail.
There appeared to be a bandage on Taylor's head and Camacho asked him why it was there. Taylor said it was for "my tumor" and "don't worry about it, just take me to jail," according to the report.
Camacho asked Taylor where he had left his clothing, but Taylor refused to say.
Taylor was arrested and taken to the Marion County Jail. He was scheduled to make his first appearance before a judge early Thursday via video link from the jail, but his paperwork was not completed, so the judge told Taylor he would see him on Friday. (Hopefully fully clothed!)
According to the report from the Ocala Star Banner, a police officer had stopped Marcus Aaron Taylor, 28, at 10:55 p.m. in the department parking lot. Officer Luis Camacho also responded and wrote the official report.When Camacho asked Taylor why he was not wearing any clothing, Taylor said, "Because I committed a crime."
Taylor added that the crime was "lewdness" and said he wanted the officer to take him to jail.
There appeared to be a bandage on Taylor's head and Camacho asked him why it was there. Taylor said it was for "my tumor" and "don't worry about it, just take me to jail," according to the report.
Camacho asked Taylor where he had left his clothing, but Taylor refused to say.
Taylor was arrested and taken to the Marion County Jail. He was scheduled to make his first appearance before a judge early Thursday via video link from the jail, but his paperwork was not completed, so the judge told Taylor he would see him on Friday. (Hopefully fully clothed!)
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