Tanner Wolfe, 19, of Vero Beach was arrested after he became enraged with his father's simple request to remove his feet from the kitchen table.


The assault started off with a bit of swearing but quickly escalated to the young Wolfe pitching a bag full of McDonald's burgers at his father - striking him with the meaty bomb. The father attempted to push the felonious burger bomber out the door but was unsuccessful. Then, according to Off the Beat with Will Greenlee, the son pushed his father and “started screaming at him and putting his finger on (his father’s) face.”

Tanner explained that he was not mad about going to jail because he knew that he had done wrong by pushing his father and throwing the hamburgers at him,” a report states. The dad claims that his using marijuana and out of his mind - bet he wishes he still had those burgers!

Wolfe was booked into Indian River County Jail on a misdemeanor battery charge.