A woman in Port St. Lucie enlisted the help of her trusty Swiss Army knife to cut up pieces of paper that she used, according to her, to learn how to build a fire. Melissa Miller, 42, was screaming and swearing and generally creating a scene, at one point she began to toss the knife into a wall.



According to Off the Beat w/Will Greenlee, Miller cut paper with her Swiss Army Knife, sparked a fire in an ashtray on the patio and held the knife over it to warm it. After the knife was heated, witnesses reported, Miller began smacking the edged weapon into the wall "all while continuing to curse and yell at bystanders and customers."

Investigators found Miller sitting on the sidewalk a few blocks away and was arrested for disturbing the peace. Funny that there was no mention of alcohol - judging by the photo you would think that there might have been a little something extra in her coffee.