Say hello to 53-year-old Pamela Burnett from just up the road in Fort Pierce, Florida.

She stands accused of groping genitals and making undesired amorous advances towards numerous men. Here we call that disorderly intoxication for some reason.

According to Off The Beat:

A man told police Burnett made sexual advances toward him and four acquaintances.

Further, the man said Burnett groped the genitals of one of his acquaintances and tried to kiss a woman.

It's hard to avoid drinking in Florida. If you've ever visited here you know you have the scantily clad people, beautiful weather, palm trees, beaches and of course more bars than you can count. Now, I'm no saint; you know that, but I have been "cleansing" and haven't had a drink in 3 days, and it's weird. I can smell even booze on people. So, that's what cops smell when they pull people over. Weird.

But, more importantly, stories like this suddenly seem out of the ordinary

Anyway, Burnett was arrested on a disorderly intoxication charge.

Have a great weekend.