Gunfire arises from hairy surgery

A unnamed man in Baalbek, Lebanon, became enraged when his surgeon attempted to shave his stomach in preparation for kidney surgery.

The man, apparently having access to a cell phone in pre-op for some reason, called in his friends - his friends with guns and a Jeep Cherokee. According to the Daily Star, the patient was concerned that his masculinity was at stake, so he dialed his friends to come keep his masculinity intact - the lead way.

The gunmen swiftly arrived in a Grande Cherokee and opened fire on the Mortada Hospital. The attack caused some material damage to the second floor of the hospital, but no casualties were reported.

Doctor's note: No cell phones in the OR and sedate hairy patients before shaving.