An intoxicated woman in Punta Gorda, FL., repeatedly contacted 911 dispatchers looking for a little B&E and needed an officer to comply with her request; Maria Montenez-Colon, 58, requested that police send back the "very attractive officer" who had responded to her home earlier in the day for a complaint call regarding a missing Corvette.

NBC-2 reports, When the officer arrived at the Almar Drive home, he said Montenez-Colon was very drunk.

The 58-year-old immediately told the officer he was sexy and asked if he was married, according to the incident report. Then she started over-sharing.

Montenez-Colon allegedly told the officer, "I haven't been penetrated in years," and "I am so horny."

The officer tried to steer the conversation back to the topic of the call, asking what he could do for her.

Montenez-Colon's response was "You can [expletive] me," according to the report.

After the officer finally left the scene, Montenez-Colon again called 911 saying that she was "pissed" that he turned her down - officer hotness returned to her home, this time with backup...or perhaps a witness.

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Neighbors rallied in support of the 58 year old; saying that what she really needs is help for her alcohol dependency....

On this day, that was not in the cards - Montenez-Colon was arrested for Misuse of 911 and booked into the Charlotte County Jail.