Well, since you’re at MajorGeeks and clicked the story, odds are you guessed this isn’t about a banana.


Meet Luis Gonzaga, 77, who for some reason was covering his exposed junk with a plastic bag which he removed when he got in line behind a “very attractive” woman at the farmer’s market in Volusia County, Florida reports The Orlando Sentinel.

A witness tried to let the woman know what was going on and Gonzaga tried to run away but was tackled by shoppers and held until deputies arrived.

Gonzaga was being held at the Volusia County Branch Jail in Daytona Beach on charges of lewd or lascivious exhibition, indecent exposure and battery. Bail was set at $106,500.

Overall, pretty impressive for a 77 year old guy. Just saying.

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