Meet Scott Lloyd Price, 55, a massage therapist at the Center for Wellness in Lauderdale-by-the-Sea. A DNA test led to his arrest for sexually assaulting a client when he fell asleep.

The customer arrived for a massage Nov. 11 and told detectives that after dozing off, he awoke to find Price performing oral sex on him. The customer said he immediately flipped onto his stomach as Price left the room, the report stated.

As you can see in the video below, he isn’t exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer.





Sadly, this guy might enjoy the perks of jail.