Barring the obvious headline of "pooping Tom' this story is just disgustingly odd at every level. Kenneth Webster Enlow allegedly crawled into a septic tank at a White Water Park in Tulsa County, OK, and waited for his victims surrounded by muck and grime, but claims 'Angel' made him do it.

KJRH reports that Tulsa County officials have arrested a 52-year-old man after a woman and her daughter found him in the septic tank of a park restroom.

The woman and her 7-year-old daughter went to use the women's restroom at White Water Park near Keystone Dam around 5 p.m. Sunday. Deputies say the woman saw a man inside the septic tank below the toilet looking up at them.

The woman told deputies the man, 52-year-old Kenneth Webster Enlow, stayed inside the hole around 15 more minutes and did not ask for help until police arrived.

Rescue crews were able to help Enlow out of the toilet and clean him off with a fire hose.

Enlow told police that his girlfriend hit him over the head with a tire iron and dumped him in the toilet, according to arrest records.

Enlow was taken to OSU Medical Center and doctors did not observe any injuries consistent with him being struck in the face or head, according to the report.

With that Enlow was arrested for peeping after police also did not buy his crappy explanation, he was booked into the Tulsa County jail and is being held in lieu of $500 bond on the misdemeanor count.