Man threatens to prune neighbor's tree over noise complaint
Posted by: Jon on 06/15/2013 08:10 AM
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A dispute over wall banging quickly took a downward spiral after a man confronts the noisy neighbor, only to be threatened with the loss of a certain important male appendage.
Off the Beat reports the colorful exchange between Lavontae Jamar Roberts, 19, and the unnamed neighbor.
The 28-year-old victim told Fort Pierce police a loud banging on his apartment wall continued for hours and repeatedly woke his 3-month-old daughter. The 28-year-old victim decided to nicely ask the neighbor to stop with the banging.
The 28-year-old victim got no response after knocking on the neighbor's door. He knocked some more before the neighbor made a comment.
"Stop knocking on my door you (female genitalia) (buttocks) (Saltine, or Ritz if you prefer)!" the neighbor is quoted as saying.
The victim yelled to please stop banging, noting it's waking the 3-month-old baby.
The neighbor came out and flashed a kitchen knife, saying he planned to lop off the victim's penis and "kill him and everyone in his house."
"The victim then told him that if he called the police and they showed up he was going to kill him and he promised to God that if he got arrested and went to jail he was going to get him back by coming for him and his (saltine) (buttocks) family," a report states.
Roberts, of Fort Pierce, FL, was arrested on charges including assault with intent to commit a felony and resist officer obstruct without violence.

The 28-year-old victim told Fort Pierce police a loud banging on his apartment wall continued for hours and repeatedly woke his 3-month-old daughter. The 28-year-old victim decided to nicely ask the neighbor to stop with the banging.
The 28-year-old victim got no response after knocking on the neighbor's door. He knocked some more before the neighbor made a comment.
"Stop knocking on my door you (female genitalia) (buttocks) (Saltine, or Ritz if you prefer)!" the neighbor is quoted as saying.
The victim yelled to please stop banging, noting it's waking the 3-month-old baby.
The neighbor came out and flashed a kitchen knife, saying he planned to lop off the victim's penis and "kill him and everyone in his house."
"The victim then told him that if he called the police and they showed up he was going to kill him and he promised to God that if he got arrested and went to jail he was going to get him back by coming for him and his (saltine) (buttocks) family," a report states.
Roberts, of Fort Pierce, FL, was arrested on charges including assault with intent to commit a felony and resist officer obstruct without violence.
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