What do you get when you mix a warm December, old dudes and a thong? In Florida we just call it Saturday.


Hey, it has been a wonderfully warm December down here so 60-year old Paul Francis Nett apparently decided a thong was a comfortable way to stay cool.



That was all fine and dandy right up until he decided to pull the thong aside and show some children, and their mom, just what little was going on under that thong.

Nett was taken to jail and charged with lewd and lascivious exhibition.

There was no trailer in the yard the last time Google Maps drove by: