A Virginian, Maura Fussell, of Reston was arrested last Saturday night after rolling up to a police station and demanding to see her incarcerated husband. She was stark naked.





Dustin Sternbeck, Arlington County Police spokesman, said that her condition was drunk and "completely naked". She both "refused to get dressed or leave in a cab", and was arrested and charged with "indecent exposure and drunk in public".

Fussell was held until she'd sobered up.

It was unclear as to how the two of them managed to be arrested, but it was known that the neighboring town, Clarendon, hosted a "massive St. Paddy's pub crawl" on Saturday.