When you have ingested psilocybin mushrooms you should probably just stay at home and watch Pink Floyd's The Wall, or even better - re-runs of Ren and Stimpy; do not walk the dog without your clothes on.

You have probably guessed that is not the case since it is here; WFTV reports that Robin Campbell had to be tasered after Maitland, FL., police found Campbell walking his dog - naked. Ouch.

According to arrest records, when police asked Robin Campbell, 20, where his clothes were he said, "This is God's house."

The report said Campbell later said he had taken mushrooms, and then threatened to kill the officer. I believe that what he really said was, since of course he was hallucinating, that he would "spill the officer," like a glass of laughing rainbow fairy dust.

Campbell was arrested on charges of battery, resisting arrest and exposing his body. Hopefully the police were kind and played some Grateful Dead on the way to lockup.