Neighbor arrested after 'bucket of stink' incident (MUGSHOT)

A man in Fort Pierce, FL., was arrested after he flung feces and urine from a bucket at his female neighbor after an unspecified argument. Responding officers were also given the bucket treatment - but were able to dodge the putrid mixture prior to taking the man in custody.

Off the Beat got the scoop on the poop as follows; Monax Alsaint is accused of dousing a woman with a bucket of urine and feces before trying to throw another pail of solid and liquid waste on a police officer was arrested, according to a recently released report.

The Fort Pierce flap featuring flung feces unfolded around 3 a.m. Aug. 12 in the 1400 block of North 16th Street.

35-year-old woman told police she went outside to look for her beau and encountered Monax Alsaint, 68, leaning on a pick-up truck.

She said Alsaint picked up an empty beer bottle and hit her in the back. She said he threw a second bottle but missed.

She called 911, and arrived with police at Alsaint's listed apartment.

"Monax opened the door ... and leaned over to grab a bucket with yellow fluid in it. The fluid was later determined to be urine," a report states. "Monax picked up the bucket with both hands and threw the urine mix with feces at (the woman) covering her upper body."

Alsaint went to hoist another bucket of feces and urine and throw it at the officer, who jumped out of the way and restrained Alsaint.

The report didn't state why Alsaint apparently kept a stash of urine and poop in his apartment. It also didn't state whether the waste was animal or human.

What a crappy neighbor the woman turned out to be....