I'm sorry, I just wanted to write that headline.


A Thomson woman is facing shoplifting charges after police said she tried to steal a $71 Jack Rabbit vibrator from an Augusta, Georgia store Monday.



Pigg, 32, admitted she left the store with the merchandise to show to her sister, who had stayed in the car with a small child. Pigg said she intended to return the item later.

Yeah.

We believe you.

Source: Agusta Chronicle.