Rebooted: New Old Spice commercials featuring Mandroid (Videos)

The moral of the story is - it doesn't matter if you crush a woman on the beach or your face falls completely off in a nightclub - as long as you use Old Spice!

The beach commercial will run on TV, while the nightclub spot will be shared online only. Several other Old Spice commercials are slated to come out over the next two months, according to Mashable.