Santa Got Hacked Part 3 (Video)
Posted by: Timothy Weaver on 12/10/2015 05:03 AM
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Now that Santa Claus’s Naughty / Nice List has been leaked by hackers, pretty much anyone and everyone with an Internet connection is clamoring to see where they fall on the list.
• Adding Anti-virus to your devices — or gifting it to a friend who could use some online security.
• Answering your mom’s barrage of phone calls to assure her that you aren’t dead, are just having a busy day at work, and that yes — you have finally enrolled in health and dental insurance at your new job.
• Being patient with your grandpa when he asks to check out your “newfangled dating applications” and begins swiping right with reckless abandon.
• Belting out your favorite Christmas carol at the top of your lungs…while on a crowded train or bus, or while in a heavily populated area. After all, sharing is caring!
• Spending an afternoon in the park with friends carrying signs that say “Free Hugs!” Sure, you might freak some people out, but you’re also bound to make a few peoples’ days!
And sure fired ways to get on the Naughty list:
• Anonymously posting mean comments on photos of a celebrity’s new haircut just because you’re jealous your bangs will probably never, ever be as on fleek as hers.
• Stealing intellectual property, like your friend Hank’s blueprints for the first ever teleportation device, and then claiming it as your own before he has a chance to patent the invention.
• Leaving a “healthy snack” for Santa instead of the standard cookies and milk. Nobody needs to be the victim of body shaming — especially not Santa!
• Hacking into another person’s devices. That’s not cool at all.
• Going on a few dates with a person, then vanishing completely without explanation because you’re allergic to awkwardness. (The kids these days call this “ghosting.”)
Source: Mashable
• Adding Anti-virus to your devices — or gifting it to a friend who could use some online security.
• Answering your mom’s barrage of phone calls to assure her that you aren’t dead, are just having a busy day at work, and that yes — you have finally enrolled in health and dental insurance at your new job.
• Being patient with your grandpa when he asks to check out your “newfangled dating applications” and begins swiping right with reckless abandon.
• Belting out your favorite Christmas carol at the top of your lungs…while on a crowded train or bus, or while in a heavily populated area. After all, sharing is caring!
• Spending an afternoon in the park with friends carrying signs that say “Free Hugs!” Sure, you might freak some people out, but you’re also bound to make a few peoples’ days!
And sure fired ways to get on the Naughty list:
• Anonymously posting mean comments on photos of a celebrity’s new haircut just because you’re jealous your bangs will probably never, ever be as on fleek as hers.
• Stealing intellectual property, like your friend Hank’s blueprints for the first ever teleportation device, and then claiming it as your own before he has a chance to patent the invention.
• Leaving a “healthy snack” for Santa instead of the standard cookies and milk. Nobody needs to be the victim of body shaming — especially not Santa!
• Hacking into another person’s devices. That’s not cool at all.
• Going on a few dates with a person, then vanishing completely without explanation because you’re allergic to awkwardness. (The kids these days call this “ghosting.”)
Source: Mashable
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