A drunken Tennessee man staggered into a local bar in Murfreesboro with love on his mind; Lonnie Hutton, 49, according to witnesses, immediately dropped his pants and underwear and proceeded swiftly to the onsite ATM machine which apparently had been flirting with him.


When he reached the ATM, Mr. Hutton began attempting to make an unauthorized deposit. According to WKRN, Hutton pulled down his pants and underwear, exposing his 'debit card', and then attempted to have sexual intercourse with the ATM.

Responding officers found Hutton, still nude from the waist down, walking around the bar, thrusting his hips in the air.

Officers took Hutton outside and told him to sit at a wooden picnic table.

The report stated he “exposed himself again and engaged in sexual intercourse with the wooden picnic table.”

He was charged with public intoxication and booked into the Rutherford County jail on $250 bond.