Today's headline award goes to.....

"Is Your Neighbor Growing Meth? D.C. Cops Want to Help You Figure It Out"

The subject matter in the Washington City Paper article is of a serious nature; warning residents how to tell if a neighbor might be manufacturing meth. Keyword "manufacturing." However, that warning was lost on me as I imagined what a meth grow operation would look like - Sudafed packages sticking up out of neat little rows in the backyard meth plot?



To answer the headlines question; you will never find your neighbor growing meth, ever....