Today's headline award goes to.....The Daily Inter Lake

This headline reads to me like the 78 year old was arrested for being an old prostitute; which is technically not the case, at least not the prostitution part. He was arrested for using the services of a prostitute...

There is more to this Daily Inter Lake story; the man was also robbed by the actual prostitute. But he was reported to be in good spirits; actually smiling and laughing in court, telling the judge he had learned his lesson...