Wait until you see these reviews! Some funny examples:

"This ornament appeared on my tree, against my own choice, and now my tree is very aggressive towards my wife."

"Despite ordering a more reasonable ornament, this one arrived. It. Is. Yuge. It's absolutely yuge. It's the biggest ornament."

"Would not buy again. Immediately after we hung this on our tree it put the figures from our nativity set in an internment camp."



And if you look really, really hard somewhere about November 26th, 2016 you might see my review. It reads:

"Does this come in black?"

And that's nothing. Check out all the reviews here.