It seems that WABC/Channel 7 weatherman Bill Evans was unable to forecast the storm that arrived on his southern region, after getting into an argument with his wife over a set of car keys.

The NY Post reports that the husband and wife — who are in the midst of a bitter divorce — were arraigned yesterday on charges of assault and disorderly conduct over the fight, and ordered to stay away from each other.

Bill Evans claims that his wife, 48, “grabbed the waist band of his underwear and reached for his scrotum with her free hand, subsequently scratching it, which resulted in bleeding,” according to the affidavit by Greenwich police.

The confrontation started when she “began to insult him in front of their children and told him that he does not live there nor is he wanted there,” according to the affidavit.

His daughter asked him to move the car, and he told her he would after he changed, the affidavit said. But Dana entered the room and dumped out his work bag to get the keys.

He asked for them back, which is when she punched and slapped him, he claimed, before she threw the keys in the closet.

They fought over the keys in the closet, he said — during which time she tried to “karate kick” him.

That’s when she clawed his testicles, he claimed. He then pushed her away, and she hit him repeatedly with a wooden hanger, he alleged.

He had refused to give up the keys, she said — so she tossed them in the closet after he “grabbed her by the left hand.” She told cops the weatherman shoved her, and she tried to kick him away, but he grabbed her leg, making her fall.

At that point, he punched her in the right eye while she tried to back away, she claims.

They’re both due back in court July 23.