Lori Ann Krosser, 54, was arrested after police observed her stumbling out of a gas station in Ocala, FL., last week. Krosser appeared to be determined not to let police kill her buzz and provided a very amusing video. Sorry, no subtitles!


According to WESH, deputies noted that Krosser “had very slurred speech and smelled strongly of an alcoholic beverage.”

Deputies said Krosser told them she was lost and had been drinking. They described her in the arrest report as having bloodshot, watery eyes and difficulty balancing.

Deputies attempted to give Krosser a field sobriety test, which she declined to take at first - then she apparently forgot that she declined. The deputies seem to be having a little fun with the way drunk woman - it is so obvious that she is not drunk!

Krosser was arrested and taken to Marion County Jail. When she got there, deputies said, she urinated in her pants, refused to take a breathalyzer or sign any documents and admitted to owning marijuana that was found in her purse when she arrived, telling deputies she forgot it was there.