Women want food more than sex

Men, beware. In a survey of those sexy French women, 74 percent of them would prefer to eat a gourmet meal rather than have sex with their partner.


On a pleasure scale the women rated food on average a 7.1 out of 10 and sex a 6.7 out of 10.

Here's an ode to why food is definitely better than sex:

1. It's not going to run away and cheat on you with your best friend.
2. Food porn is completely acceptable in public.
3. Chocolate. Seriously though, chocolate releases endorphin's in the brain that make you a happy camper.
4. Food will never turn you down when you're desperate and will always be around for second helpings.
5. There's just no way, shape or form that sex will ever feel as good as a Nutella covered crepes tastes.