Three Little Pigs is a side-scrolling game that places you (a piglet) against meat cleaver-wielding wolves with the hopes of recovering stolen toilet paper.

After a delicious dinner (rumor has it that it was beans), the three little piglets discovered that their precious stash of toilet paper is gone! The culprits are known, and now you must get it back before that dinner needs to be dropped back off! The recovery task has been assigned to the youngest one, but worry not - your two brothers will help.

This game is incomplete with some level design flaws, no end, and as far as we could tell countless lives to give. Each time you bacon gets cooked you are merely placed at the start of the last level waypoint. But it is still a fun way to waste some time getting killed. Oink Oink, little bacon bits!

Three Little Pigs game controls:

WAD or arrows to stroll & jump around. Combine your sweet moves to jump from wall to wall
Z or O turns in to Bouncy piglet. Bouncing is fun and saves your bacon from high falls or mines
X or P turns in to Brute piglet. You can fight depending on how you approach the enemy. But who wants to fight, when you can wall-jump
Space - at the moment does not very good dash/blink but can save your snouty character if used properly
S or down arrow or Enter to select a level
M - toggle music (please don't, it's used to cover up bad sounds)
N - toggle sounds (use with M)w
F5 - room restart from waypoint or beginning
ESC - returns to the main menu