Archive for June 2005

June 1, 2005

· Identity of 'Deep Throat' Source Confirmed
· Runaway bride agrees to pay $13,250 for search costs

June 2, 2005

· Card Throwing
· Ebay: Pope Staff Curly Fry
· Roborior Is Interior Decor, Guard Dog

June 3, 2005

· Restaurant Serves Food in Toilet Bowls

June 4, 2005

· Man Sues Over Exploding Porta-Potty
· Guests take a dip in beer pool

June 5, 2005

· Oxymoron of the day: UCAWWW Calls for Internet Ban!
· MajorGeeks Local Stories: Shock jock's departure shatters 95X ratings.
· Man released after 35 years for TV theft
· Restaurant Serves Food in Toilet Bowls (Thanks Anthony)

June 6, 2005

· Airlines to Begin Tallying Pet Casualties
· BLOW UP SMARTIES
· Weird and Wonderful Patents
· Behind The Name
· Garden Gnome From HELL
· Star Wars Chicks
· Chappelle shows up at comedy clubs

June 7, 2005

· Grocery Store Wars (Thanks Thalion)
· Playtime: Pacelman. Pacman for Excel
· Rapid coloured afterimage
· Curvy women 'live longer'
· Plate du Jour (Interesting vanity plates)
· Police say granny, 80, ran prostitution ring
· Did you call me a hoof?

June 8, 2005

· Man With Chain Saw, Sword Is Let Into U.S.
· Part 2: Chinese gamer sentenced to life
· Luxuriant Flowing Hair Club for Scientists

June 9, 2005

· Mega64 -- Live video game reenactment.
· Plastic surgery on private parts
· Ebay: AN EMPTY GUM WRAPPER??? YUP!!!
· Man Delivers Pizza After Being Shot in Leg

June 10, 2005

· Steve Jobs Colorforms
· Cats use fax as toilet, spark Japan house fire
· Free Katie
· At 54, William Windsor sleeps in a crib, eats in a high chair ...
· Chasing Tornados
· Leftover Lunch
· Ebay: Jar of Celebrity Air Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie

June 11, 2005

· Potato-chip can found in place of woman's remains in mausoleum
· 'Spiderman' Scales Hong Kong Skyscraper
· 'MacGyver' Actor Dana Elcar Dies at 77

June 12, 2005

· Tyson's career may be over after latest loss
· Police arrest killer cow
· Another Counter-Strike Movie
· Ebay: Huffy Santa Fe 26" WOmen's beach cruiser BRAND NEW!!!

June 13, 2005

· Ebay: Hydrogen Lady Peroxide Rocket Car
· An Inquiry into the Effects of Preservatives in McDonald's Food
· The Daily Show is back with their ode to "Deep Throat."
· Rush Limbaugh Offers to Mentor Al Sharpton
· India's five-year-old policeman
· Mexican Comic Book

June 14, 2005

· The Geek Code
· Ebay: Top Ramen Seasoning Mix
· Real Life GTA (129 Meg Dialup Warning)
· Speegle (Google Talking Search)
· The record-holder for speeding is...we don't know

June 15, 2005

· Homebrew Air Conditioning
· Robot runs riot at California hospital
· Space station astronaut testifies from orbit

June 16, 2005

· 4-year-old dies after passing out on Disney's 'Mission: Space' ride
· A SPAMologue
· Classic and contemporary videogame TV commercials
· Breast is still best, even if it is Dad's
· Mounties use necessary force to halt suicidal man
· Playtime: Janken

June 17, 2005

· Company Gets Runaway Bride's Media Rights
· MajorGeeks Kingdom Of Loathing Clan

June 18, 2005

· Triumph vs the Michael Jackson Supporters
· I Think We Need To Spend Some Time Apart

June 20, 2005

· While my ukulele gently weeps
· Playtime: Rotatrix
· Playtime 2: Mary-Kate Olsen's Crack Man
· Peeping Tom fraud opens eyes to new scams
· Alton attorney accidentally sues himself
· Robots for the Real World : Scooba Landing
· French men yearn for pregnancy

June 21, 2005

· 'Berlusconi's fat' moulded to art
· Romanian Monk Is Indicted in Nun's Death
· D.C. Chief's Vehicle Snatched
· Captive Saddam misses Ronald Reagan, magazine says
· Ebay: $30 M BOEING 727 JET LIMO CONVERTED FOR STREET USE
· MajorGeeks Kingdom Of Loathing Clan (Free online game)

June 22, 2005

· Hydrofoam boat.. plane... car... I am so getting one.
· Ahhh, nothing like a little bonfire....
· Constantine's High Kick Mishap
· Maybe web cams aren't a great idea.

June 23, 2005

· Snapple's 17-Ton Popsicle Melts in N.Y.
· Lions Rescue, Guard Beaten Ethiopian Girl

June 24, 2005

· Deputy Tasers 90-Pound 13-Year-Old Girl At Hospital
· Alabama Man Cashes In $13,000 Worth Of Pennies
· Bionic Man Moves Artificial Arm With Brain
· Shelters Upset PETA Killed Animals Instead Of Adopting Out
· Playtime: Monopoly Live
· Ebay: Weeeeeeee'reeeeee Baaaaaaack (Celebrity Jar)
· Ebay: Lotus Esprit Turbo (Divorce deal)
· Novel Written by Saddam to Be Published

June 27, 2005

· Why does the moon look so big now?
· Woman carrying $47K in bra at airport sues
· Fireworks Likely When NASA Blows Up Comet
· Ashcroft Gone, Justice Statues Disrobe
· Trooper Accused Again Of Making Suspects Strip
· Deputy Fires at Car Driven by 12-Year-Old

June 28, 2005

· Ohio Nursing Home Resident Dies After Sunbathing
· Boffins create zombie dogs
· If Michael Jackson was in video games...
· Nerds make better lovers
· Sex offender, driving nude, nabbed after high-speed chase
· Vibrators spark bomb scare
· Man: Flesh-eating aliens were chasing me when I caused fatal car crash

June 29, 2005

· Eminient Domain(ed)
· Playtime: The Kingdom Of Loathing (With MajorGeeks Clan)

June 30, 2005

· Saddam may sue over Sun pictures
· Suspects caught on phone camera
· N.J. City Criticized for Homeless Lawsuit
· For $10,000, Woman Tattoos Ad on Forehead