Archive for July 2005

July 1, 2005

· "I will pay to spend 7 nights in a hotel built on property seized from David H. Souter
· Ebay: Thousands and thousands and thousands of old 45s
· Man Pulled From Women's Outhouse Tank
· Do you want a million fries with that?
· Playtime: Throw Rocks At Boys
· See "Cinderella Man" & Hate It For Free
· 646-Pound Catfish Netted in Thailand

July 4, 2005

· FunnyJunk.com
· World's ugliest dog - see for yourself
· Mother sets fire to her daughter's gloating rapist
· Playtime: BMX Park
· Robot Muscleman
· Redneck Games Celebrate 10th Anniversary

July 5, 2005

· The things a guy will do for his sister...
· SWEDEN LEGALIZES LOOKING UP LADIES SKIRTS!
· Big Sisters
· Motorcyclist recovering from injuries after plastic wrap prank
· 'My Ferrari's too slow'

July 6, 2005

· Couple says 'I do' by cell phone
· Teacher skips school for wrestling career
· Wrestling Teachers website (Matt Striker as mentioned above)
· Playtime: MajorGeeks Kingdom Of Loathing Clan (60 members and counting)
· Guest Video: The iPod Flea Ad Spoof

July 7, 2005

· Florida man charged with stealing Wi-Fi
· Jaws in 30 seconds, re-enacted by bunnies.
· Pulp Fiction in 30 Seconds and re-enacted by bunnies.
· Man Lights Himself on Fire to Propose
· Home of Socks and Sandals the world over

July 8, 2005

· 450 Sheep Jump to Their Deaths in Turkey <font size="-1">(Thanks Ken)</font>
· Report -- David Lee Roth to replace Howard Stern

July 9, 2005

· Playtime: MajorGeeks Kingdom Of Loathing Clan (76 members and counting)
· 26th Annual Mooning of Amtrak

July 10, 2005

· Creepy: Angels With Attitude
· Strippers Arrested in Alleged Spanking
· Part 2: Man in Toilet Episode Faces More Charges
· The forehead inflation
· Wife Carrying Championship
· Woody Allen, a Famous Person who did not Ride in My Taxi
· Ebay" EVIL haunted honeycomb doom lies within. relisted!
· Ebay: Two all beef patties -- the original

July 11, 2005

· Danny Way jumps the Great Wall of China on a skateboard.
· Small Ads from the UK
· Carlos Mencia Comedy - Mind of Mencia Comedy Central
· Invisible Breed Products™
· Paula Jones Plans Clinton Library Visit

July 12, 2005

· Ebay: Neogentronyx Mech NMX04-1A made by Carlos Owens, Alaska
· Ebay: 1991 Toyota : MR2 Jet Powered
· Fairfax Police Discover 246 Cats
· Felon gets 99 years for stealing cell phone

July 13, 2005

· SUV Redemption Sticker

July 14, 2005

· Eatery Puts 'Mr. Ed,' of Course, on Menu
· Corpse Falls Into Traffic in Texas

July 15, 2005

· Bait Cars Are Everywhere. Steal One. Go To Jail.
· Must be bad news for local beauty pageants...
· 'Pakistan's girl wonder' is likely the youngest certified Microsoft expert
· PixelRoller

July 18, 2005

· Sandra Bullock, Jesse James Exchange Vows
· Teen girls viciously swarm, beat man
· Police Say Mother Injected Toddler With Feces
· Oklahoma woman goes into labor after quaffing "Milwaukee's Best"
· Bus firm takes car sharers to court
· Clowning4Christ

July 19, 2005

· The Tale of the Worst MMORPG Ever
· Movie Theatre Pranks
· Which Family Guy character are you?

July 20, 2005

· Birds think they are mobile phones
· Fruit growers lamenting 'apple stew'
· Playtime: MajorGeeks Kingdom Of Loathing Clan (105 members and counting)
· RIP: Obituary: James Doohan

July 21, 2005

· Town approves pigeon coop for Mike Tyson
· Fire Captain Uses Fire Truck to Water Lawn
· Crazy Frog Baseball
· Gushing Faucet Could Land Artist in Court
· Bank to introduce slot games in ATM machines (Thanks Ian)
· Home of the Banana Cell Phone Cover

July 25, 2005

· Date Lance!
· Blair spends $3,000 on make-up
· Podcasting: Talking Dirty on Your iPod
· Clammer Says He Dug Up Lost Wedding Ring
· Woman Convicted Because of Pet Pigs' Odor

July 26, 2005

· Scientists play down 'superweed'
· Santas From Across Globe Meet in Denmark
· Jane Fonda to Oppose Iraq War on Bus Tour
· 'Fat Man Walking' gains Web following

July 27, 2005

· Rising Rock Star Dies in Stage Dive
· 'Ghetto Talent Show,' Watermelon Eating Contest Outrages Community
· Police Give Man Amputated Foot Back (Thanks again John G)
· Cops Find Nude Man Looking for Gump's Home
· Need a brothel? Ask Google
· Money can't buy you love, but...
· Women Pushing Car Charged With DUI

July 28, 2005

· Ebay: TOPSHOP PETITE SIZE 12 MICRO MINI SKIRT 9" SEXY/KINKY
· Dead woman shot in casket, mourners flee
· Lottery to fund London Olympics

July 29, 2005

· Hotlines: Coke's Calorie-Burning Enviga Slated for 2006 Debut
· Topless women banned from standing on Italian beaches
· Origin of CTRL-ALT-DELETE
· Playtime: Kingdom Of Loathing (Online MMORPG game with MajorGeeks clan)
· Museum to Let Naked People in Free
· Woman sues Denny's over toilet burns
· Berlin readies giant brothel for 2006 World Cup
· Russian Immigrant Tells U.S. Police Mafia Forced Him to Grow Marijuana

July 31, 2005

· MajorGeeks Kingdom Of Loathing Clan Reaches 159 Players. Come Join The Fun!