Archive for August 2005
August 1, 2005
· Finger points to British intelligence as al-Qaeda websites are wiped out
· Teen's Vomit Sentence a Conundrum for Cops (Not Safe For Lunch)
· Low-Carb Pioneer Atkins Files Chapter 11
· HOLLYWOOD HUNTS DEMON CHILD FOR OMEN REMAKE
· Hacker forced new planet discovery out of the closet
· $10m Joe's no hot-shot
August 2, 2005
· Man Pleads Guilty, Then Gets Married
· H&R Block Restates Earnings After Accounting Errors
· 'Free' Danish beer makes a splash
· Playtime: Crazy Frog Baseball
· The Rocky Horror Picture Show in 30 seconds, re-enacted by bunnies
August 3, 2005
· Nudist to Be Buried Fully Clothed
· Gramdma Gets Shocked, Probation
· Driver Chases Car After Falling Out
· Toothless man steals toothbrushes
August 4, 2005
· Police Search for Thief With Big Nose
· Golf Outing Allegedly Involves Strippers
· Man Pays Speeding Ticket in Pennies
· Sausage Vendor Fights Lemonade Stand
August 5, 2005
· Nude Man in Ski Mask Enters Sandwich Shop
· Giant 'Blue Bird' On Roof Upsets Neighborhood
· Move to commercialise breast milk (I wonder what the label will look like)
· Girl locked in school overnight
· Woman posed as princess, pleads guilty to fraud
· Talk about just phoning it in... (Thanks John Glenn.. not the astronaut)
August 6, 2005
· Cows Painted Pink, Purple Used As Living Billboards
· Man jailed for urinating on tree
August 7, 2005
· Why don't they just Google 'new chef'?
· Strip Club Owner Raises Ire With New Sign
· Playtime: The Pinball Zone
· Chris meets A-ha
· Forget the inflatable castle, check out RoboCoaster
August 8, 2005
· 'Osama planned to poison US-bound cocaine'
· SCHWARZENEGGER HAS BOOTS PROTECTED BY ARMED GUARDS
· ‘StoogesÂ’ act gets teen fine, sentence.
August 9, 2005
· These alcoholic beverages may not kill you, but you'll wish they had
· Russian Researchers Claim to Have Solved Mystery of Crop Circles
· Cheerleaders Use Chant to Help Police
· Starbucks Everywhere
· Teen Piercing Sparks Near-Fatal Infection
August 10, 2005
· Python Found in UPS Truck Back With Owner
· Fake retired Marine general may face charges
August 11, 2005
· Package From 'Bin Laden' On Orlando Bus Investigated
· Sure, I was speeding, officer -- I'm insured!
· Fan Arrested Day After a Plunge From Yankee Stadium Upper Deck
· Playtime: MG Kingdom Of Loathing Clan (200+ Members)
· Live Streaker - Caught On Video (Possibly NSFW)
· Man Picks Wrong Car For Joke Traffic Stop
· Simpson: They're real, and they're spectacular
· ‘Runaway brideÂ’ mowing lawns per court order
· 3 Wives Greet British Man After Surgery
August 12, 2005
· TV Host Robbed On Air
· Reporter Gets Stoned
· Monks run out of the world's best beer
· Etch A Sketch Art Gallery
August 15, 2005
· Husband and wife discover they are siblings
· Man Swallows 100 Pork Buns in 12 Minutes
· Say cheese!
· FedEx Furniture
· Coin Golf?
· Lighter Tricks (2 swear words, NSFW)
August 16, 2005
· Surf's up for Australian rodents
· Police seek diaper-clad man who pesters women
· Researchers Aim To Grow Meat In Test Tube
· EBay: Voyeur Lens for Sony DSC-H1 DSC-F828 DSC-F717 DSC-F707
· Lego Lovers Unite in Arlington
· Scientists aim for lab-grown meat.
August 17, 2005
· Cops Find $60K on Woman Sleeping in Store
· But when they get the munchies, watch out!
· Man robbed on sidewalk - of $2 and McDonald's breakfast
· Panic ensues in rush for cheap laptops
· MyUglyDivorce.com
August 18, 2005
· Woman (93) brings robber (25) to his knees
· Scientists Claim to Invent Urine Batteries
· Company Plans Video-Playing Tombstones
· Former child actor faces murder charge
· Diaper sparks bomb alert
August 19, 2005
· Residence Of Inspirational Animal Author Raided
· Fisherman dies chasing fish that stole his pole
· The faces of meth
· Gallery told to drop 'gay' Batman
· Police: University Workers Changed Grades For Sex, Cash
August 20, 2005
· Woman Helps Ill Duck, but State Seizes It
· EBay: Obi-Wan Kenobi figure FLOWN IN SPACE on SpaceShipOne!
· Smokin' Tire Products
· For rent: Your forehead for $5,000
· Death by Caffeine
August 21, 2005
· Tourist magnet Tijuana cleans up brothels
· Feds: Inmates Talked Through Toilets
· Google Dance 2005
· Rocket Scientist of the week
August 22, 2005
· Researcher Feels Certain UFOs Exist
· Ya wanna call Mike?
· Wal-Mart Charges $175 for 'Stolen' Manure
· Golfing on the job
August 23, 2005
· Ice Cream Jingle Leads to Trouble
· Robertson calls for assassination of Chavez
· Convicted U.S. felon's "Cures" tops book charts
· Pet Squirrel Attacks Police Officer
· Pilot spots big swath of marijuana growing near sheriff's facility
· Gay channel to launch 'Worldcast' for nightly news
· Norwegians welcome ski jump
· 65 Girls At Area School Pregnant
August 24, 2005
· Woman Files Complaint After Doctor Tells Her She's Obese
· Fake Wedding Busts Huge Bootlegging Ring
· Shoplifters focus of Riverdale hunt
· Speed camera bungle
August 25, 2005
· Dumb*ss of the week: woman torches her home trying to get rid of snakes
· Elderly woman armed with camera snares dealers
· 92-Year-Old Man Accused Of Sexual Assault
· Device allows soldiers to scale buildings
· Soap opera lures Brazilians to United States
· LA cops bust pothead alligator liberator
· Two Charged With Castrating N.C. Man
August 26, 2005
· Credit card offer sent to ‘Palestinian BomberÂ’
· Postal Worker Charged in Coffee Urine Case
· Man suspected of smut attack on 300 cars
· Ghetto Fries Offend Some Appetites (Also here at the NY State Fair)
· Slash, Duff Sue Axl Over Guns N' Roses Publishing Royalties
· TEENAGE RAPE VICTIM CLAIMS 'I'M THE MOTHER OF JOLIE'S BABY'
August 27, 2005
· How to Make an Actual Sniper Rifle for the Classic Nintendo Game: Duck Hunt
· 12-year-old tells of escape from shark
· Skinny firefighter slithers to the rescue
· Chinese Try to Get Chimp to Quit Smoking
· China toasts war games with Russia with a picnic
· Grand Canyon to Get Glass-Bottomed Walk
· Tonkputer 'Cow in a churn' mod @ bit-tech
· Wanted: completely perfect legs..
August 29, 2005
· Man Makes Off With $17,000 Prosthetic Leg
· Hunt perv caught in a flash
· N.Y. Man in Record Book for Eyebrow Hair
· Man lifts 14 bricks with his 'horn'
· Your "Teachers"; You can use the f-word in class (but only five times)
August 30, 2005
· 'Geeks' Get Cheap Tix to Japanese Flick
· Sharpton hitches to airport after 110-mph chase
· This gives new meaning to "cat burglar"
· Chinese Researcher Warns of Nude Web Chats
August 31, 2005
· Even the Dead Cannot Cancel Their AOL Accounts.
· Concrete Cam (From Alex, the Christmas lights guy)
