Archive for October 2005
October 1, 2005
· Judge Orders 17-Year-Old Girl Not To Have Sex
· Peruvian Prison Holds Beauty Contest
· Bar Made From Arctic Ice Opens in London
October 2, 2005
· Recipe for a perfect sandcastle? Eight-to-one
· Kan. Mayor Calls Birthday Card 'Offensive'
· 'Oy Vey' Traffic Sign Goes Up in Brooklyn
· Ebay: FUNNY "got sushi?" OVAL Fish / Darwin Bumper Sticker
· Media boasts land top hooker in jail
October 3, 2005
· Investigation brewing over jailhouse yeast
· Pay up, judge tells bank
· Spork! How do I Love thee? Let me count the prongs...
· How to be a Dummy in 21 days
· Bob Saget is God - ALL HAIL LORD SAGET!
· Spot the Duck Webcam
· The Hasselhoff Image Database
· Chimp no longer has monkey on his back
October 4, 2005
· Teletubbies In Cocaine Bust
October 5, 2005
· Cops: Student Passes Out in College Office
· Oregon doctor sued for sex treatment
· He should have taken a gander upwards..
· Man breaks leg landing in law's long arm
· Accused Nude Burglar Asks for Shorts
· She should have chosen her words more carefully
· WebGeeky.com
October 6, 2005
· Police: Man in Wheelchair Steals Squad Car
· Cops: Man Arrested for Playing Loud Porn
· Cops Handle Kids' Fist Fight Over Pacifier
· Skipping 'Oprah' May Have Saved Woman (It saves me every day)
· Now you never need to stop drinking..
· Teletubbies In Cocaine Bust
· Woman kicked off flight in Reno over offensive shirt
October 7, 2005
· AMERICAN NUDIST RESEARCH LIBRARY
· The Winner Is... Fake Dog Testicle Creator
· Ala. church youth swallow live goldfish
· Krispy Kreme shake review
· New Orleans hurricane victim hits the jackpot
· Author expelled after calling Harry Potter gay
· Python Bursts After Trying to Eat Gator
· Nicolas Cage names son Kal-el (bahahahahhahaha)
· Playtime: Foogamers (Games from the maker of Trials motorcycle game)
· Woogle - Words in pictures
· Hummer takes pole in robot race
· The 19th Annual Hot Wheels® Collectors Convention
October 8, 2005
· Looking for work? Consider Al Qaeda...
· Robber Pays for Coffee With Stolen Money
· Police Capture Naked Man in Loin Cloth
· Kangaroo warning sign maker collides with - a roo!
· Brazil psychic seeks $25 mn US reward for Saddam
October 9, 2005
· Santa Claus gets code of conduct
· Police looking for missing billboard cow
· Tom Cruise on the Universal Efficacy of Vitamins in Treating Every Medical Problem Known to Man
· Ebay: Uncle Bob's Glass Eye - No Reserve
· Postage paid envelope revenge
· Boy George faces 15 years in US jail
October 10, 2005
· Collision Avoidance in Insects and Robots
· Dogs Seeking Chipmunks Attack Downspouts
· No shirt, no shoes and no pants means jail
· San Diego coach wins two titles in gay pageant
· 'Margaritaville' Comes to Smithsonian
· Boy, 9, Swims From Alcatraz to San Fran
· Crack-crazed squirrels terrorise South London
· Part 2: Shamed bank repays pensioner
October 11, 2005
· Wonder bra that stopped a bullet
· Jewish mystics to Madonna: Lay off our sage!
· Police: Man Takes Train With Bow and Arrow
· Tech Support for Stolen Laptop
· 100-year-old driver gets no claims bonus
October 12, 2005
· It's James Blond
· Earthworms, Cat Receive Church Blessing
· Axe falls on Reagan tour guides 'for being too old'
· 557kg pumpkin snatches world title
· Gamemakers call on holy warriors
October 13, 2005
· Burglar, scared by corpse, phones police
· The Puppy Purse
· World's Tallest Dog
· Man prefers jail to wife's nagging
· Mom delivers 16th child, thinking of more (better them than me)
· Alek's Halloween Decorations & Lights Webcam (Is it real this time?)
October 14, 2005
· Lawsuit Accuses Siegfried Of Drugging Roy Against His Will
· Ebay: Freddie Mercury's Rolls Royce
· Stallone squares up for Rocky VI
· Thief Pulls Out All the Stops at Sign Shop
· WAL-MART SEX OIL SALES SKYROCKET
· Woman, 79, Gets Probation for Drug Dealing
· Bush and Blair
October 15, 2005
· 'I'm in the nude for dancing'
· "Ur dumped" -- research shows text a popular way of ending romances
· Will You M-A-R-Y Me?
· Pssst! Where the devil is the exorcist meeting?
October 16, 2005
· 'Today' show embarrassed by 'video stunt'
· How To Carve A Pumpkin Like A Pro
· See how sober people play ping pong
· Van Gogh - Starry Night
· Icon Story
October 17, 2005
· THE GAPING MAWS (Thanks Rob!)
· Ebay: You cant afford not to own this item plus FREE GIFT
· Bigfoot Conference in Texas Draws Hundreds
· Shepherds wanted – accountancy skills preferred
· Mensa candidate of the day: Madonna warns us about behavior. Ugh.
· samy is my hero
October 18, 2005
· The Airline Screening Playset: Hours of Fun! (Thanks Gordo)
· DesktopRatings (Thanks Alex)
· Buster lacks pawsitive attitude
· Half-century in mental asylum a mistake..
· Fla. Worker Stabbed in Microwave Dispute
· Evacuees binge on Cape: Spend fed cash on booze, strippers
October 19, 2005
· Play With Alek's Halloween Decorations & Lights
· Second grader brings pot on school trip
· Man Reports Missing Car, Not Missing Child
· RSPCA outraged over "choke the chicken" toy
· Thai Ice Cream Vendor Attacks Dentist
October 20, 2005
· Deputy Allegedly Pulls Gun on Slow Golfers
· Michael Jackson called for jury service in Santa Barbara County
· Justices question Southern Nevada anti-prostitution ordinance
· Play dead: Dog diagnosed with narcolepsy
· 'Mr. Floatie,' an Activist Who Dresses Up in a Feces Costume, Backs Out of Mayoral Race
· The Million Dollar Homepage
· Not to be outdone... The Million Dollar Ho Page
· ChestRest.com: Ergonomic Busty Mousepads
· Court Stops 'Legal' File Sharing Site
October 21, 2005
· MajorGeeks @ MillonDollarHo Page... We Couldn't Resist
· Mom Goes On Strike
· US Green Card Lottery
· Internet 'baby sale' sparks investigation
· Ask the magic 8 ball
· I will survive...
October 22, 2005
· Amex Sues CEO Over $241,000 Topless Bill
October 23, 2005
· Sumo hopes to hit it big at Madison Square Garden
· Man accused of placing lewd photos on women's cars (Didnt work for me)
· Dead driver gets parking ticket (Thanks Ian)
· 'Raging Granny' Gets Marine Recruitment Letter
· Larry Bird Inspires Man's Longer Jail Term
· Playtime: Halloween Hangman
· Decoding the Disneyland New Orleans Square Train Station's Telegraph Message
October 24, 2005
· Lobsterman Who Received New Home Has Criminal Record
· Acts Of Gord
· New "Got Milk" ad not a hit with Major League Baseball
· Wollemi saplings fetch $1.5m
· Univ. of Ill. markets 'brainy' calendar
· Am I Annoying?
· Cunning rat outsmarts scientists
October 25, 2005
· Top 10 Things To Yell Out During DOOM, The Movie (Language warning)
· Attorney Jailed After Going to Court Drunk
· Christian group wants to ‘redeem‘ US states
· Tourist charged for bathing naked
· Image Of Virgin Mary Appears On Computer Screen
· White House Orders Satirical Paper 'The Onion' to Stop Using Presidential Seal
· New Bond: I hate guns
October 26, 2005
· 'Superman' hospitalized after leap
· Venezuela police scramble to squash pumpkin threat
· Elmo impersonator accused of harassment
· Part 2: Potty peeper escapes jail sentence in New Hampshire
· When in Rome... Rome bans goldfish bowls
· Stooples: Office Tools For Hopeless Fools
· Howl-O-Ween Pet Photo Contest
October 27, 2005
· Eureka Teenager First Female Designated "Sexually Dangerous"
· DEMONIZING CONDI
· Wis. Bridge Begins Raining $20 Bills
October 28, 2005
· Police: Man Re-Enacts 'Halloween' Scene
· Body Hanging From Tree Mistaken As Halloween Prop
· Jackson Sunbathing Video Hits Internet
· Smalltown Misfit (Collection of police stories from small town papers)
· Police: Woman Used Stolen Card in Lottery
October 30, 2005
· Rebels seek catchy new anthem..
· Remote Control Device 'Controls' Humans
· Dutch Witches Get Tax Break for Studies
· Alright, which one of you punks took Harry Potter's car?
· The Hack-O-Lantern
· Where's My Mama?
October 31, 2005
· Final day to 'kill' Frankenstein on the halloween webcam
· Two Accused of Taking Fake Tombstones
· Hundreds arrested in Wis. Halloween crowd
· Playtime: Pumpkin Simulator
· Halloween Card Creator
· The Grinch Who Stole Halloween?
· Pumpkin Pandemonium
· Cursor Following Flying Bat
