Archive for November 2005

November 1, 2005

· John Travolta stars in Scientology Night Fever
· `View tax' triggers revolt in rural New Hampshire
· Tiny Vegas home sits at center of housing craze
· Hershey Co. Challenges Milkdudz Name
· Vietnamese Virgin Mary statue "not crying": Catholic church
· Malibu Tsunami Preparedness: No Surfing

November 2, 2005

· Barred Mayor Plans to Stay in Office
· Man Kills Buck With Bare Hands in Bedroom
· Good Samaritan Has Run-In With Demon
· Maple Syrup Theft Could Carry Life Sentence (Thanks John Glenn and family)
· Meditation for children
· The Republican People Network (Yes, a Republican matchmaking site)
· Playtime: Waitress
· Pizza parlor loses dough in burglary

November 3, 2005

· WHAT IS HOUSE WITH BRIDE?
· Man Sues After Using Glue-Covered Toilet
· Civil Suit Goes To Court: A Scorned Lover, Glue And A Naked Man
· Son of Miami Chief Timoney arrested on drug charges in New York
· 320 people arrested for sorcery

November 4, 2005

· 'Belligerent Drunk Man' Gets Into Fight
· Police: Burrito Sparks 7-Eleven Fight
· Nestle Patents Coffee Beer
· 2005 Yo-Yo Champion: Takayasu Tanaka
· Stupid criminals: Suspenders might have saved day
· Drug accused remands himself

November 5, 2005

· Car-pool dummy busted
· Science Project Causes Bomb Scare in Pa
· Wide-Flying Moguls: Google Duo's New Jet Is a Boeing 767-200
· Online Funeral for Girl in World of Warcraft
· Bubble Wrap!

November 6, 2005

· Popular Snowman T-Shirt Raises Concerns
· Actress Injured Rehearsing 'Accident' Song
· Cyprus doctors may take strike out to sea

November 7, 2005

· Police: Two NFL cheerleaders arrested at Tampa bar
· Iraq plans hotel and theme parks for a tourism boom
· No 'Chicken Little' - Kids see suicide
· Man Jailed for Not Licensing Cat in N.D.
· Pennsylvania Mayor Says He'll Resign Immediately if Re-Elected
· Candidate makes promise: A cow in every home
· Chinese company closed for selling land on the moon

November 8, 2005

· Judge's Indecent Exposure Trial Postponed
· Scientist pleads guilty in arsenic-poisoning death of husband
· Ken Schram Commentary: Steamed At New Espresso Machine
· Strongbad Costumes
· Ship blasted pirates with sonic weapon
· Two Drunken Moose Invade Home for Elderly
· Pete Rose Jr. pleads guilty to distributing drug to teammates
· Pregnant woman accused of abadoning children for baby shower

November 9, 2005

· 2 Protesters Arrested After Going Topless
· Michael Jackson May Not Live in U.S. Again
· Man Who Assumed Dead Baby's Name Sentenced

November 10, 2005

· Microwave your bra to stay warm this winter
· Security Guard Fired for Seeing Ghosts
· Fears for Indian 'marathon tot'
· Golden Retriever Gives Birth To Green Puppy

November 11, 2005

· Jailed California man wins election to school board
· Chuck Berry sues US karaoke firms
· 87-Year-Old Accused Of Sex With Boy
· Robbing Four Banks, on the Phone All the While
· Flat screen TV on a budget!
· Chinese 4x4 gets zero in safety test
· Hours of fun; Pathetic Personals
· Road Rage and Old Ladies

November 12, 2005

· The First Annual MySpace Stupid Haircut Awards!

November 13, 2005

· Cardboard Box Added to Toy Hall of Fame
· Shelby police say restaurateur tried to serve snake as meal
· Prosecutors not amused by accused mobster on TV
· 1 Square Inch of Land for Sale at $1,500
· Slap a Ho
· The Drawing of a Woman

November 14, 2005

· Police find pot when Palm Springs man reports burglary
· Televangelist Robertson warns town of God's wrath
· WWE wrestler found dead in Minneapolis hotel room
· Ebay: xbox 360 gaming experience
· Poor babies: The top victims of 2005
· Thai Tourists Warned Of Sedative-Spitting Transvestites
· Mother Accused Of Injecting 3 Children With Her Infected Blood

November 15, 2005

· Bird Nearly Ruins Dominoes Record Attempt
· Ga. Woman Charged After Marrying Teen Boy
· Raleigh bookstore robbed while Mama Dip speaks
· Playtime: Snowmobile Race
· Awful Plastic Surgery
· Homestar Runner's Space Program
· Briton claims to have beaten HIV virus

November 16, 2005

· Selling this stuff will be like swimming upstream
· Could Katrina be Time's Person of the Year?
· Alleged Burglar Tries to Hide in Oven

November 17, 2005

· Exotic animal meats on VIP menu at Thai zoo
· 'Hollywood Madam' leaving California, plans Nevada brothel
· Playtime: DemoNews.Com (MajorGeeks work in progress)
· Kindergarten Teacher Finds Heroin On 5-Year-Old

November 18, 2005

· Homeland Stupidity
· Would-be developer vows to use pig farm as revenge
· Superintendent Arrested After Camera Found in Bathroom
· Man Calls Mom After He Was Reported Dead
· New Sony Digital Camera Installs Rootkit to Stop Photo Sharing
· Are you a Yankee or Rebel
· Hello Rootkitty

November 19, 2005

· Police: No tanning beds tip officers to prostitution
· SoCal woman plans to marry man who shot her, held her hostage
· Thumb Shaped Thumb Drive.
· Who is Leroy Jenkins

November 20, 2005

· Survey shows money can help buy happiness (duh?)
· Man Likes Name On Car Tags, But Not 666
· The Linux-Powered Keg Fridge
· Elderly Ga. Man on Oxygen Foils Robbers
· Report: al-Zarqawi may have been killed in Mosul
· Cowboys take up AK47s to combat drug runners on Mexican frontier

November 21, 2005

· Make Your Own 666 Plate
· Americans pay more to know turkey before eating
· Christmas Light Show
· Unneccesary Censorship On Kimmel (NSFW)
· Elvis Presley Holiday Coffee Hits Market
· Smoker tried to open airliner door
· Home Depot Apologizes to Pencil Thief
· Police Use Taser Gun On Naked Man 2nd Time In Week
· US takes gold at computer-gaming 'Olympics'

November 22, 2005

· Man hit in head by train for second time
· Man At Gun Show Shoots Himself In Bathroom
· Ebay: Xbox 360 Premium + 2 GAMES No Pre-sale!! Actual Item NR
· Naked prowler shot in genitals with Taser by deputies near Fort Myers Beach
· Sometimes you just have a really bad day..

November 23, 2005

· Girls Trash Kansas School Art Room
· Man Seeking Taxi Hops Into Police Car
· The American Way?
· King Cobra gets a home
· Waiting in line for an Xbox 360 @ OCModShop
· 'World's ugliest' dog dies at 14
· Ultimate Paper Plane
· Confessions of a photocopier repairman

November 24, 2005

· Stove Top Stuffing inventor dies
· Two 'Wives' Fight Over Sergeant's Remains
· GM admits Hummer H2 a joke
· Smash My Xbox 360
· Product Safety Tips: Turkey Fryers
· Caught On Tape: Church Pastor Punched
· Man leads police on low-speed lawnmower chase
· 100-Pound Woman Wins Turkey-Eating Contest
· Flamingos Top Turkeys in N.Y. Town

November 25, 2005

· Baltimore Museum of Oddities to Close
· Drug Smuggler Crowned Miss Penitentiary
· Oregon man steals $200,000 worth of Lego sets
· Hawai'i in a bottle for only 2 dollars
· Elton plans 'quiet' wedding
· Man Cuts in Line, Is Wrestled to Ground (I'll take internet shopping, thanks)
· Pat Morita Dies!!

November 26, 2005

· Shopping frenzy in Florida
· Good news for inmates who aren't already tattooed
· Coward Of The Week: Clerk Refuses to Call Police After Robbery
· Inmates to Process Moose Meat for Charity
· US auction Web site offers Saddam uniform for sale
· Boston "holiday tree" stirs controversy
· Early Morning Shoppers Pepper Sprayed At Beaumont Wal-Mart
· Teenager with peanut allergy dies after a kiss

November 28, 2005

· New shop's use of live models draws mixed reaction
· Officials wary of border uniforms made in Mexico
· Playtime: Canvascape - "3D Walker" (Requires Firefox or Safari)
· Fatkid Uses His Fake ID (Oldie, but goodie)
· Nasal Spray Arouses Women's Desire To Have Sex In Minutes (I'll take 2)
· 'I stole mail'
· Ronald McDonald arrested for robbing Wendy's
· Top Paris hotels get five-star fines for price-fixing

November 29, 2005

· Old prostitutes find work in rural Australia
· Study - Longer needles needed for fatter buttocks
· County Jail Is Being Sold on EBay
· Moon mom accused of trying to poison daughter and family
· Fan says he dumped ashes on Eagles' field
· N.C. State Asst. Professor Charged With Misdemeanor Child Abuse
· 'What's up?' leads to Michigan fugitive's arrest
· Gregory Peck's Star Stolen From Walk of Fame

November 30, 2005

· Holliston Man Shot In Outhouse
· 76-year-old fends off teen, would-be robber
· A very creative way to shorten their commute...
· ihateclowns.com
· Lamer to Gamer in 10 Easy Steps.