Archive for December 2005

December 1, 2005

· Police: Naked man fires gun at traffic
· Student In Trouble For Posting Naked Dorm Photos
· Way Off Base
· Baby, you make my "love molecule" soar!
· Cure for cow flatulence cooked up by scientists
· Coloradan faces jail for refusal to show ID

December 2, 2005

· Camera in School Bathroom
· A Mosquito that scatters swarms of unruly teens
· Stowaway cat on way home
· Giant condom to commemorate World AIDS Day
· Taking on PETA over new ad campaign
· Police mistakenly impound driver with car
· Part II: Lawsuit over ape's 'nipple fetish' settled
· Alcohol's health benefits doubted (I opted not to read this)
· China cracks down in 'Asian Las Vegas'

December 3, 2005

· Grandmother Charged in Baby Jesus Prank
· Intoxicated Anna Nicole Spurs Live 8 Suit
· Food critic Coren wins British bad sex award
· Cops Follow Meat Trail to Suspected Thief
· Subway Sorry for Offending Kansas on Sign
· Don't let the bedbugs bite..
· Girl can sue school for telling mom she's gay
· The Classic Computers of the Past Calendar
· PC rules blamed for Santa shortage in Australia

December 4, 2005

· Philly Streets Packed With 'Rocky' Hopefuls
· Vandals Burn Swedish Christmas Goat, Again
· 'Lewd rubbing' shuts Paris statue
· 'Dummer Academy' Gets New Name
· Dog cameras to combat gun crime

December 5, 2005

· 2005 XMas lights "Why do I do it?" video
· Principal Puts Camera in Bathroom
· Playtime: Jedi Trainer
· I said I wanted Chocolate Milk!
· Sword of the Stars LEGO
· The strange case of the magnetic wine
· Man nabbed for driving off with army vehicles
· Sharpton works on 'Al in the Family' show
· Boston Store Ceases Sale of 'Snitch' Shirt
· Aniston Warns Over Topless Photos
· Cat Survives 4 Weeks In Refrigerator
· Instant Millions Can't Halt Winners' Grim Slide
· GIRL SENT HOME FROM SCHOOL FOR WEARING A CRUCIFIX

December 6, 2005

· Virginia Mall Blocks Kids' View Of Victoria's Secret
· Taxi Driver Bites Off Customer's Fingertip
· Customer Gives Pizza Man His Own Card
· French lesbians cross Belgian border to have babies
· Ebay: Worlds Oldest Gingerbread House? (Thanks, Dorothy)
· Witch says fellow pagan out to get her
· Women Rush to Donate Ova to Back Hwang

December 7, 2005

· Pen gun accident kills budding rap singer
· Castro calls Fla. Gov. Bush a 'fatty'
· Canada considers more heroin injection sites
· Woman Allegedly Hires Hit Man for Cheese
· Phony Mall Santa Drops His Pants
· Playtime: Hunt Women Online With Paintball Guns
· Peeping Thongs
· CRAZY CLUCK - THE WACKY CHICKEN

December 8, 2005

· Call of nature saves man from garbage crusher
· Japanese Monk Accused of Growing Marijuana
· How do you tackle an invasion of giant jellyfish? Try making sushi
· Failed Crowd Surf
· Ebay: Poor Man's Microsoft Xbox 360 SOLID Gold FacePlate 999

December 9, 2005

· Let's just call it even, okay?
· Disruption at fishing auction as Swedish trawler lands live WWII mine
· "Cartoon Network" Canceled
· Ebay: Rolling Stones Autographed Snooker Table, 1 of a kind!
· Cop Said to Taser Partner After Soda Fight
· Man searches fields, trash bins for lottery ticket
· Boy sends instant message during robbery
· 'Cops' gone wild
· Lesbian bikers get 'Dykes on Bikes' trademark

December 10, 2005

· Banana Boy Arrested After Faux Fight
· New Zealand Man Tries to Rob Bank by Phone
· Ode to a Donkey

December 11, 2005

· RIP: Comedian Richard Pryor dies at 65
· 'Sopranos' actor accused in police shooting
· Ric Flair Surrenders
· Pi to one MILLION decimal places
· Window Washer High-Rise Drama
· DUMB CAR THIEVES SMILE FOR COP CAMERA
· Lights back on Web in flash

December 12, 2005

· Listen to the Denver Police
· High-speed chase and shooting movie (10 minutes)
· OCC loves Microsoft
· Cheerleaders in trouble for allegedly drinking before game
· Average Xbox 360 Sale On eBay Tops $700
· Ebay: Heilige Maus / Holy Mouse Jesus
· Smuggler caught with 100 bags of cocaine in his stomach
· Porkopolis
· Newly Bankrupt Raking In Piles of Credit Offers
· Cops turn to higher authority for higher pay
· University of Illinois' calendar showcases Big Brains
· RIP: 'Queen of the Mountain Bootleggers' dies at age 101

December 13, 2005

· 'Sex rage' couple facing $34,000 bill
· Coroner's office offers odd gift ideas
· Sex Survey 'Eye-Opening' For Local Parents
· Pregnant Skydiver Survives Plunge
· Fun USB Drives
· Tombstone Generator
· ElvisCoffee
· Bono Dines With Jesse Helms

December 14, 2005

· China court pardons smitten bra burglar
· Was it art or was it snow porn?
· Elderly Turn To Drug Dealing
· New drug acts as marijuana in the brain

December 15, 2005

· Farmer's will picks heir by lottery
· Police Dog Sued Over Drug Search
· 500-Pound Man Accused Of Fast-Food Scam
· Ebay: Christmas Lights Webcam that Fooled the World! (Charity)
· Man indicted on charges he tried to buy a 12-year old girl
· San Fran Santas
· Playing in traffic
· Mr. Potato style build a snowman
· Canada's PM raps aide for "beer and popcorn" quip
· Smash My Dodge Viper...For A Million Dollars
· Airline threatens to ground overweight staff

December 16, 2005

· First Civil-Union Couple Parting Ways
· Man dates his Mom on the Internet for six months
· You've Got Mail, and ...
· ‘Got pecker? We do‘
· Pipe Problem Tied to Naked Man in Basement
· Reality TV crew indicted for assault

December 17, 2005

· It's A Wonderful Internet
· Drunk Finn Sets Norwegian Fine Record
· Santas fight and steal in the streets

December 18, 2005

· Thieves Steal Two-Ton Moore Sculpture
· Police call halt to China's first gay cultural festival
· The Turnpike Prank: Avoiding Tolls On The Massachusetts Turnpike
· Popular toys of the last 100 years
· Owl discovered in Christmas tree found with marijuana in system

December 19, 2005

· Weighty loot trips up geriatric thief
· Look, a flashing Santa! Oh, wait..
· Man Accused Of Stealing From Gravesites To Landscape Home
· Theater owners want cell phones blocked
· Fourth-graders accused of counterfeiting
· Sony May Step In to Help Jacko
· Who‘s p-p-picked up our penguin?
· Mullet Wigs
· Researchers Find Barbie Is Often Mutilated
· Why not to get a "real" Christmas Tree.

December 20, 2005

· Violent, drunken 'Bad Santas' wreak havoc worldwide
· Stalin's half-man, half-ape super-warriors
· Eminem Music Allegedly Used As U.S. Torture Device
· Anchorage man builds monster snowman
· Ebay: Lucky 1996 Quarter Lottery Scratch Off Coin Winner
· Fourth-Graders Arrested For Making Counterfeit Money
· Banana Boy 'a-peels' sentence

December 21, 2005

· Fall in love and risk a police thrashing
· Judge Accussed Of Porn On Computer, Improper Action
· Man caught in restroom after wacky chase
· Two Young Children Arrested For Crime Spree
· Man Accused Of Exposing Self Blames Wardrobe Malfunction

December 22, 2005

· Father Christmas pays off parking fines
· Reuters pictures of the year 2005
· Santa Speedo Run 2005
· Angry Spouse (Trading spouses clip)
· Letterman Restrained by Tormented Fan
· Interview with Kris Kringle, gaming Santa
· Festivus Pole Kit

December 23, 2005

· Yule tree is a little too outdoorsy.
· Genoa officers viewed porn, gambled on police computer
· Ebay: 2 Tickets Billy Joel Hartford Civic Center (Raising money for Majorgeek regular)
· Meet Osama's niece
· Florida police bust pizza pirates
· He knows if you've been bad or good..
· Grinchy remark sends kids home in tears
· Sex toy company gets business of year award

December 24, 2005

· New York judge lets man change his name to Jesus Christ
· Deaf girl hears Jingle Bells for the first time
· U.S. Rep. Conyers' wife involved in bar fight
· PA to Celebrate "Festivus"...Really
· Playtime: Reindeer Roundup
· Santa Claus
· The Drawing Room

December 25, 2005

· Cam Catches Driver Running Over Christmas Display
· Santa fights off yobs with tree
· Geek Xmas Tree
· Opera buys Opera

December 26, 2005

· World-famous Nun Bun stolen on Christmas
· Sydney police merry in riot's aftermath
· New Year's Day 2006 delayed by a second
· Mobile phones to announce 'you've been indicted'
· Naked Germans jump into freezing lake
· The Best Notable Quotables of 2005...
· Some Border Patrol Agents Take a Chance on Love
· Gang adores Toyotas

December 27, 2005

· Oprah's Jet Grounded After Striking Bird
· Fake Money Stolen From Thai Bank
· 'Santa' arrested after beating street sign
· Naked 'Satan' Injures Fla. Sheriff's Deputy (Ahhh, Florida)

December 28, 2005

· Man accused of delivering unwanted gifts
· Now for something completely odd: offbeat escapades from 2005
· Judge Commits 8 Over Exorcism Killings
· RIP: Sleepy-Eyed Dunkin' Donuts Actor Vale Dies
· WORLD of WARCRAFT Case Mod
· ASCII Babes

December 29, 2005

· Police say meat bandit nabbed in stolen golf cart
· W.Va. Woman Locked Out of Car by Cat
· Gun-toting residents swap for gifts
· The world's weirdest holiday yard displays
· Con artists nearly pull off church scam
· Family Finds Raw Meat Instead Of iPod Inside Sealed Box
· Beep, beep ... "u.o.us"

December 30, 2005

· AP: U.S. teen runs off to Iraq by himself
· 2005: Boob tube at its worst
· Surfing mice and lovelorn pooches brighten up 2005
· Nevada tanning salon gets 9/11 loan: audit
· Pack of Angry Chihuahuas Attack Officer

December 31, 2005

· Man's name now KentuckyFriedCruelty.com
· Pricey coffee good to the last dropping
· Tom Cruise Creates New Slang: 'Jump The Couch'