Archive for January 2006

January 1, 2006

· 100 things we didn't know this time last year
· 25 most interesting webcams of 2005
· Funniest Commercials of the Year
· Conan looks back at 2005
· Crystal ball for 2006 sees giant asteroid crash (or not)
· 2006 List of Banished Words (Thanks, Jo)
· Savor the universal moment: Leap second to hit at 6 p.m.

January 2, 2006

· Police: Ark. man stole sex offender IDs
· ACLU will provide cameras to tape police
· Man attacks police with internet
· Ousted Waffle House patron pickets restaurant

January 3, 2006

· DWP Pays to Drink Sparkletts
· Hey! How'd you find me?
· Wacky Patent of the Month
· Woman marries dolphin

January 4, 2006

· Maybe you shouldn't answer a stolen phone
· Vodka ideal for post-match stress says Russia coach
· Leave the wild animals alone!
· Barbie Accused of Being Part of the Transgender Movement
· Playtime: Super Mario Sunshine 64 Demo

January 5, 2006

· Alleged pizza thief gives out own number
· Alleged Burglar Cooks, Makes Fresh Juice
· Judge Clears Md. Man Accused of Mooning
· Study toasts free drinks for homeless alcoholics
· Call it his 'constitutional' rights?
· Chris Angel Vertical Wall Walk (Chris rocks!)
· Judge stops Jobs from demolishing historical house
· Random live webcams from the Net
· Baby, you can park my car...
· Fun with Tasers (Language warning)
· Playtime: Monster Trucks

January 6, 2006

· Condom inside nut hoax, not crime
· 'FINDME' Plate Dooms Alleged Bank Robber
· Howard Stern to Get $220M in Sirius Stock
· Bode Miller: Skiing drunk 'not easy'
· Miffed Canadian pays bank bill a penny at a time
· Is it too late to change to a different army?
· RIP: Singer Lou Rawls Dies at 72
· Bully Bag
· Mother Faces Charges For Bus Attack Caught On Video

January 9, 2006

· Policeman Shoots self Demonstrating Gun Safety
· Discarded mouse sets home ablaze
· Elmo asks who wants to die
· Wealthy School Apologizes For Insulting Chants
· Man auctions Elvis collection for love
· GM rolls out Chevrolet Camaro concept
· Schwarzenegger, son hurt in motorcycle wreck
· Playtime: Galactic Tennis
· Porn stars strut their stuff at Vegas awards

January 10, 2006

· Woman Tazed After Biting Boyfriend (It never gets old)
· Drunk Woman Sics Dogs on New Zealand Cops
· Australian Gets Stuck in Washing Machine
· Man Made Fatal Error in Address
· Hey, that's a good look for you, bog man..
· Atari Crew - We're Geeks
· It's hemp, court tells Albania cops – again
· GOVERNOR UNLICENSED TO RIDE
· What Old People Do For Fun...
· Japan firemen's party ends in fire station blaze

January 11, 2006

· Mexico school vandal photocopies face for cops
· Lucky dozen prisoners to get conjugal visits
· Woman all shook up over Elvis song
· 2008 Dodge Challenger LY (I'll take 2!)
· Mideast Barbie dolls don Islamic veil
· Corporal Punishment from MajorGeeks is "Geek of the Day"
· Fetus not passenger, judge says
· Stryper, Cooper among overlooked albums

January 12, 2006

· Interactive learning fails reading test
· Colombia plans teenage condom law

January 13, 2006

· Protesting strippers descend on Trenton
· Family: Man Died After Ducking Flying Shrimp
· Do you like eggs and green ham?
· Man sues chatroom pals: I was humiliated beyond what 'no man could endure'
· Vampire Seeks Job as Minnesota Governor

January 14, 2006

· Sober driver flees cop drink check, crashes!
· Lawyer allegedly kidnaps client over fees
· Ohio high schoolers' porn assignment canceled after parents complain
· Traffic Wreck, Gas Leak Lead to Pot Bust
· China map lays claim to Americas

January 15, 2006

· Ebay: QUEEN VICTORIA'S THIRD TO LAST FART IN A JAR! VINTAGE!!
· The Top Ten Lies of Entrepreneurs
· Documentary Offers New Theory On JFK Assassination

January 16, 2006

· Keepers seek ride for smelly pelican from N.C. to Florida
· Mayday! Mayday! British rescue sparked by faulty TV receiver
· Lawmaker aims to lower urination penalties
· Two-year-old called for jury duty
· Moon rocks stolen from vehicle in Virginia Beach
· What about a computer?

January 17, 2006

· Pastor, 100, Gets Married for Third Time
· Pet Parrot Bites Alleged Burglar
· Snake Attacks Talk Show Host
· Michael Jackson seeks job in Bahrain
· Marine busted after 36 years AWOL
· Record falls as best Rubik's 'cubers' meet in S.F.
· God knows I love the South
· Lame: Arrested Development" will wrap its third -- and likely last -- season

January 18, 2006

· Name change should stop the snickers
· Leaky louts strike in wee hours
· Ebay: 1984 Chevrolet : Corvette
· Captain Kirk sells kidney stone...

January 19, 2006

· Windows errors
· Jail for US 'chilli finger' pair (Thanks Ian)
· WWW.OldCoot.COM
· B-2 Spirit at the 2005 Edwards AFB Airshow
· Fox brings back 'Idol' as curtain falls on sitcoms (Arrested Dev news)

January 20, 2006

· Naked woman on a muscle car.
· Kissing Kickboxer gets KO'd
· I had been blind 25 years. I had a heart attack, woke up, and could see. I said
· Taiwan Breeds Glowing Pigs
· Police Computers Clash With Dunkin' Donuts System

January 21, 2006

· Woman arrested in "kill for a job" case
· Bin Laden's No. 2 releases poetry tape
· Fighting the cold with jail
· Idiot Gets a Massage From Elephant
· Police say suspect left behind his name and address
· Police arrest man wearing only a toga

January 23, 2006

· Playtime: 3D FIELD GOAL
· Anti-nude law
· Runaway camel survives bumpy ride
· Spleak - if you need a friend
· No pants? Police issue summonses after New York subway stunt
· He's not a rebel, no, no, no..
· A great place to be a snack vendor
· Man Trapped In Toilet When Lock Freezes
· Driver fails to get a leg up on patrolman

January 24, 2006

· Man Jumps From Plane, Is Shocked With Taser On Tarmac
· Charlie the Chimp Picks Up Smoking
· Dead man rides subway for hours
· Transsexual Drug Dealer Spared the Cane
· Easton Woman Cited for Throwing Lettuce

January 25, 2006

· David Hasselhoff Can Fly
· Maine Deadbeats Pay Back Strip-Search Cash
· Alleged motel burglar leaves room number
· "Floozy in the Jacuzzi" to move downstream
· A really, really no-frills ride...
· Pointless
· Actor Chris Penn Found Dead at Residence
· http://thelongestlistofthelongeststuffatthelongestdomainnameatlonglast.com

January 26, 2006

· School allows male student to wear skirts to school
· How dare you! Trump sues writer for $5bn
· Miss Marijuana 2006 (Thanks VuULF)
· Teen beats up his grandmother - because she won't buy him beer
· Hiccups lead to two deaths
· Playtime: TurboTanks

January 27, 2006

· Reporter has Grape Stomping Accident

January 28, 2006

· Cops Without Pants
· Beer-bot pours chilled drinks for thirsty humans

January 29, 2006

· Scientists develop bird flu vaccine
· 'I'd like fries with that, and step on it!'
· 6'6" Female Boxer KO'd
· Criminals Taking Tips From TV Crime Shows

January 30, 2006

· Perth's 'hovering car' (Thanks Stu)
· Ultimate Christian Wrestling
· The Cubes
· A Near Miss?
· Playtime: Chicken Invaders 2
· The Japanese know how to ROCK!

January 31, 2006

· Man falls 130 feet from helicopter, escapes injury
· Burglars Nab 20 Dummy ROTC Rifles
· Stumbling Tourist Smashes Rare China Vases
· France's Chirac falls for Canadian radio PM prank
· UPS Driver Attacked By Middle School Students
· You're a mean one, Mister Grinch...
· Ripon pastor agrees to 18 months behind bars for selling church
· UMass Imposes More Drinking Restrictions
· Monty Python Goes Lego (3 Mb .mov)