Archive for February 2006
February 1, 2006
· Ebay: A Weekend with 4 Blokes in Sydney (Thanks, Stu)
· Man distracted by pornography arrested for erratic driving
· OH NO! Is 'Online Idol' Next? (Thanks VuULF)
· Vampire candidate arrested on Ind. charges
· Ski rage lands man in jail
· Couple pleads to running a brothel near Concord police station
· Do frequent flyers catch more colds?
February 2, 2006
· Harry will go to danger zone
· Western Union Stops Sending Telegrams
· Cop to face re-trial for driving at 159 mph
· Part 2: Punching Horse May Land Man in Deep Doodoo
February 3, 2006
· I'm here for my prescription, and 6,000 cookies
· Alleged Burglar Gets Stuck in Oven Vent
· Naked Man Goes After Cars
· Karate Experts Hired to Control Parrots
· Cop 'sorry' to blow four times limit
· American Idol Rejects
February 4, 2006
· Ebay: $1025 Nintendo DS
· Amsterdam 'No Toking' Signs Being Pilfered (I smell Ebay auctions coming)
· The ahhhhhh page
· Logo Imprinted Walnuts
February 5, 2006
· Message in a bottle: keep your rubbish to yourself
· 200-pound Univ. of Vermont mascot stolen
· Man Drives Car Up R.I. Statehouse Steps
· Monk-E-Mail
· RIP: TV's Grandpa Munster dies at 82
February 6, 2006
· Arcade Claw Offers Live Lobster Prizes
· Plastic Traffic Cop Slows Cars in Russia
· Best Superbowl Ads
· Strip clubs and gambling boom in South Africa
· Well, just as long as they‘re acting mature...
· Potato danger: you want collision with that?
· Drunk learner doing 172km/h
February 7, 2006
· Playtime: Intel IT Manager Game
· Ebay: Valentine's Day awesome rose-shaped potato chip!
· 25 MILLION condoms? Who's watching Carnival?
· Belgian town bans 'Saddam shark'
· 'Banned' Aphrodisiac Soda To Be Sold In Stores
· "Maid in Japan" cafes treat geeks like lords
February 8, 2006
· Teen falls out bus window on Thruway
· Woman does 'mouth-to-beak' to save chicken
· Police Arrest Pastor During His Sermon
· Depression might be part of being a parent (no argument here)
· 'Maid in Japan' cafes treat geeks like lords
· Guns On The Shopping Network
February 9, 2006
· Way Off Base: Pets in Uniform
· First Grader Suspended for Harassment
· After Nearly Three Decades, Manilow Tops Album Chart
· Skateboard Ballet Just Aint Right
· This time, it wasn't a fly
· Don't mention the walk
· If at first you don't succeed...
· Ebay: Jesus PanCake
· 'IDOL' AMATEURS BEAT 'GRAMMY' PROS IN RATINGS
February 10, 2006
· Toe'rific
· Burglar Eats, Watches TV and Checks E-Mail
· 37-Pound California Woman Gives Birth
· Paw and Order: Kitten Helps Bust Vet Scam
February 11, 2006
· Human skull found at Lauderdale airport was to be used in Voodoo rite
· Burglar steals German police car from station
· Parents protest child's spelling bee loss
· Hard Drive Dying Dance Track Winner
February 12, 2006
· Drug Smuggling Air Marshals?
· Ind. House Wrongly Valued at $400 Million
· Conan O'Brien wants sauna inspector job for help re-electing Finns' president
· Pilot arrested on suspicion of being drunk
· Pam, I'm Sam and this is your face
February 13, 2006
· Texting Tips for Valentine's Day
· X-Rated Fortune Cookies Top Off Fundraiser
· US group implants electronic tags in workers
· Official wants coca fed to school children
· Quincy doc, 77, arrested in drugs for sex scheme
· Playtime: Snowboarder XS
· Lawn Chair Racing
· Man Says Jesus Appeared In His Pancake
February 14, 2006
· Well, I never.....
· After Cheney's Shooting Incident, Time to Unload
· Woman allegedly tries to buy pot from cops
· Man skips taxi fare, orders cab from victim
· 'Aunt Jemima' Sues After Council Meeting Ban
· Detectives got sex services as part of prostitution probe
· Aaah, Hurricane Relief
February 15, 2006
· eBay - Classic Vintage PC Collection
· Woman May Have Exposed 100 Sex Partners To HIV
· Lunchbox full of minty-fresh coins
· BATMAN TO TRACK DOWN BIN LADEN
· Dance, White Boy, Dance
· MajorGeeks Locals: First grader goes to locker, finds bags of marijuana
· Steve Balmer Goes Nuts
February 16, 2006
· 8 Topless Models Share SI's Swimsuit Edition Cover
· Couple's implant chips take love to a new level
· Sparks Shower Judge, Clerk at Arson Trial
· Man opposes sex-offender label after no-contest plea
· Okay, tell me once more how this happened?
· Show Dog Goes Missing at JFK Airport
· Man released after 38 years, no trial
February 17, 2006
· Part 2: Police call off dog-gone search for Westminster whippet
· Man obsessed with doorknobs faces prison
· RIP: Miniature golf pioneer Robert Taylor dies
· Light bulb believed to be made by Thomas Edison is stolen
February 18, 2006
· Tree Mascot Fired for Alleged Drunkenness
· House candidate admits former work as prostitute
· VIDEO: Firefighters brawl as house burns...
· New special forces vehicle kicks ass — the llama
· Those goats are back, honey -- get the tiger poop
· Honda Eater
February 19, 2006
· "Happy Hooker" Hollander says she won't fade away
· Craig injured in first Bond fight scene
· Blowtorch bandit's tries extinguished at two stops
· Washington state's pot harvest outranks cherries as agricultural commodity
· 'Red Light' district declares open house
· Man trapped in chimney in Wytheville
· camera unlost, but not quite found.
February 20, 2006
· Judge to decide on circumcision for boy, 8
· National Guard retrieves explosive lawn ornament
· The Ultimate MS Paint
· Guy seeks police help for something moronic
· Dell seeks damages from man called Dell
February 21, 2006
· Former Exotic Dancer Spreads Evangelical Message
· State to put rapists on billboards
· British bobbies moonlight as masseurs and models
· Another WSLS weatherman admits struggle with heroin
· High school senior discovers ironing deactivates anthrax
· Fla. Man Kills Roommate Over Toilet Paper (Thanks again John Glenn)
· Minister Buys Lap Dances To Tell Strippers About God
· San Diego Man Seeking 24/7 Female Captive Girlfriend or Roommate
· Well, that should wipe the pandemic right out..
· Mystery blob eating downtown
· Playtime: Monk's Mind game
February 22, 2006
· Leaked Guns N' Roses Tracks Give Fans Hope
February 23, 2006
· Man sues drug company, casinos after losing $14 million
· Marines Arrested in Military Gear Thefts
· Canadian Uni hot under the collar over Wi-Fi safety
· Police: Homeless Man Tries to Steal Sheep
· School Pig Castration Sparks Protests
· Surprise: Chickens Can Grow Teeth
· Eeeeeeewwwwwwww!!!!!
· "Cheney's Got A Gun"
February 24, 2006
· Air Guitar can be deadly? (thanks Jenn!)
· You moron, says Trump
· If you curse at them, they will come?
· Celebrity "gifting" reaps what money can't buy
February 25, 2006
· Winning Powerball ticket found under bed
· Psycho Path Voted Wackiest Street Name
· Dumb Robber Gets His Gun Stolen
· Streaker Runs Across Ice in Curling Match
February 26, 2006
· Diana driver was secret informer
· Sex Pistols spit on Hall of Fame honor
February 27, 2006
· Man's shirt erupts in flames after he is shot with Taser
· Sex Pistols spit on Hall of Fame honor
· Museum of macabre looking for a new home
· Man sentenced for ride-by bottom slap
· HACKER'S DELIGHT: Medical records to go online
· So Long Mister Firley :(
· Barney Fife -- Feelings
February 28, 2006
· Probation card found at burglary scene
· AmericaÂ’s Best Restroom
· Police: Man Hides In Bathrooms, Drinks Boys' Urine
· Man registers .345 blood-alcohol level
· Army Charges 7 With Having Sex on Video
· TREADMILLS FOR OVERWEIGHT PETS HIT CHINA
· The Plot Thickens in Ferrari Crash
