Archive for March 2006
March 1, 2006
· MajorGeeks Locals: Hollywood comes calling to basketball star with autism
· Strip club operator is running for Mehlville School Board
· More Americans abducted along Mexico border than in Iraq
· Police: Woman Fakes Death To Avoid Paying Traffic Tickets
· Disabled teen kicked out of theater for laughing too loudly
· 'Curtain' Of 2 Million Bees Swarm Fla. House
· Teacher to return after having sex change
· If Microsoft designed the iPod's packaging...
March 2, 2006
· Turning a Cadillac into a Backhoe
· Boy, 12, gums up pricey DIA artwork
· Hospital orders DNA tests to find office prankster
· New paint blocks out cell phone signals
· Man's OnStar System Attracts Police, Leads To Drug Charges
· Kindergarten Jackass
March 3, 2006
· Antarctica's Annual Melt Equals Water in Lake Tahoe, Study Says
· Dave Chappelle spars with old bosses
· The Most Patient Cop Ever
March 4, 2006
· Richard Pryor's Last Interview
· School gets punk'd by band sticker
· Stern to CBS: 'I am not going to be bullied'
· O'Reilly vs. Letterman
· Coder or Cannibal?
March 5, 2006
· "My 2006 Oscar predictions" (For the two of you who care)
· Digital Swag in the Oscar Gift Bag
· TopGear: Snowmobile goes off ski jump at full throttle
March 6, 2006
· Prof resigns over graphic video
· Transsexuals can choose jails
· Prosecutor drops charges after calling blindman's bluff
· "Little Slum Inn" offers priceless views
· stuff and me
· Dogs gone wild: a look at the secret world of pets home alone
· San Francisco Pillow Fight Photos
· The Flying Luxury Hotel
March 7, 2006
· Lesbian Becomes College Homecoming King
· Police: Armed Woman, 75, Dons Steelers Ski Mask, Holds Up Bank
· Prosthetic legs returned; police stumped
· Hearse driver arrested for biting policeman
· Oscar gown knock-offs donned by video game "Sims" (Seriously, get out more)
· Playtime: Ringtone Bashing
· Part 3 (?): Tall tales and fast cars add to mystery of LA Ferrari wipeout
· RIP: Christopher Reeve's Widow Dies at Age 44
March 8, 2006
· Yacht Club neighbor flies condoms in protest
· Once slim Japanese men getting big on girdles
· Jennifer Tilly Chooses Poker Over Oscars (Hey, me too!)
· DontDateHimGirl.Com
· Family Feud Over Winning Cup
March 9, 2006
· Man Accused Of Making 2,500 Obscene Phone Calls
· Palm Beach woman sues Walgreens over insulting comments on prescription
· Woman Sues Hotel After Suffering 500 Bed Bug Bites
· Toilet Paper Dispute Overflows Into Fight
· Study Warns Women About Spring Break
· Flinstones Prank
· Man Who Weighed 1,000 Pounds Down to 400
· Nuns to face librarians in spelling bee
· Sex dolls fight Mexican machismo
March 10, 2006
· Workers Barred From Neverland
· My Pole Dance School
· Highland Hospital surgeon arrested in operating room
· Absence makes the glass glow fondly
· Court says urinating in public is illegal under California law (I broke that law last night)
· Bloody hell! Aussie ads censored...
· Doggie Horoscopes
· Amazing Juggling Finale
March 11, 2006
· Hells Angels Sue Disney Over Trademark Skull, Name
· Unusual Twist: Suspect Asks Victim's Father For Help
· 5-Year-Old Boy Summoned For Jury Duty
· Leroy had a little lamb....
· Florida Woman Fears She Caught HIV From Stolen Body Parts
· Dead man spends days unnoticed on Canadian highway
· Buddhist priest arrested for child prostitution
March 12, 2006
· Hapless Burglar Bottoms Out
· Court upholds "Bong Hits 4 Jesus" student banner
· Man Says Stripper Delivered a Rob-O-Gram
· Rock beats scissors for Vegas trip
· Amazing Air Feat
· Lego Aircraft Carrier
March 13, 2006
· Mayor Wants Nude Cycle Race Called Off
· Prostitutes get own radio station
· 'Dead' collects money for 26 years!
· The Mad Man In The Mask
· Mystery of vanished "Buddha Boy" grips Nepal
· Asteroids Jacket. Dude! Sweet!
· Newlywed Gets Cuddling Ticket Tossed
March 14, 2006
· Woman Gets Beer From Her Kitchen Faucet
· Gives new meaning to "going back home"
· Saying sorry doesn't pay off for robber
· Daytona Prostitutes Hunting Serial Killer
· RIP: Actress Maureen Stapleton Dies at 80
· Teen Shot in Fight Over Tater Tots
· 2005 Darwin Award Winners
March 15, 2006
· Australia may relax drugs policy on army recruits
· Oh, I remember now....
· Man Says Obscene Gesture Is Free Speech
· 3-year-old accidentally shoots mother
· One Pissed Off Elephant
March 16, 2006
· Roomba takes Frogger to the asphalt jungle
· 10 New York City Experiences to Avoid
· Man Hits His Own Car Then Sues Himself
· Slick Parking
March 17, 2006
· Man tries to buy condoms with fake $100
· Two Men Arrested After Mistaken Phone Call
· 'How William Shatner Changed the World'
· Playtime: DonÂ’t Shoot the Puppy
· This Green Beer's the Real Deal
· Flying Cow Leaves Two Police Cars in Flames
· Dozens of S. Florida police officers, firefighters linked to steroid use
· Bring back the Shamrock Shake
· Bishops Bend Rules for St. Patrick's Day
· Selling shamrocks a seedy business
· Ebay: Woman Auctions Self and Kids on EBay
March 18, 2006
· Ebay: Town for sale
· 'South Park'-Scientology Battle Rages On
· Strippers Win Right to Meal Breaks, OT
· An unforgettable tip
· Crayons, snacks ... & HIV
March 19, 2006
· Again, it's up to you!
· Life in the fast lane...
· I Have The Power
· Ads offer to swap rent for sex
March 20, 2006
· Man, 21, jailed for having disorderly house
· Worlds Most Expensive Cars 2006
· Bus driver fired for playing PSP while driving
· Messy daughter fights back by humiliating dad
· San Francisco Pillow Fight Club Video
· Police: Man Wearing Milk Crate Robs Store
· Playtime: Combat Heaven
March 21, 2006
· Tax rebel sends threatened gnomes into hiding
· Woman pleads no contest to biting off part of officer's finger
· Sock Burning Welcomes Spring
· Playtime: Hydro Racer
· Viagra for stallion who wouldn't horse around...
· Sci Fi Geeks Fantasy Come True
· Police: Man Killed Boy For Walking Across Yard
March 22, 2006
· Extreme Makeover: Prince Edition
· Police: Two soldiers shot dead for not cleaning up
· Man's Toddler Son Wanders Into Strip Club
· Bogus Healer Convicted in Mermaids Case
· China slaps tax on chopsticks, yachts to save trees
· Mr Reliable clocks off for the last time
· Boxer claims he was partying at governor's mansion
· New York porn star hits it big as wine-maker
· Bird Droppings Prompt Orlando Warning Signs
· Cat falls to safety in South Carolina (1 down, 8 to go)
March 24, 2006
· St. Pat's Whizzer Picks Wrong Potty
· Dick Cheney's Suite Demands
· Sarpy County Sheriff's Deputies Poisoned
· Girl Missing For 10 Years Says She Was Locked In Room
· Dutch family taxed for barking doorbell
· Report: Cosmetics firm using remains of executed Chinese
· Finding drunks in a bar -- what are the chances?
· Six Busted in Wet T-Shirt Contest
March 25, 2006
· Man Sentenced for Shooting at Toy Plane
· Dummy trades fast lane for $15K
· Armless man caught steering car with foot at 121km/h
· St. Paul City Office Boots Easter Bunny
· Teacher Gets Probation for Mock Noose (Thanks John Glenn)
· Road-Construction Callers Get Sex Line
March 26, 2006
· SWAT Called to High School Film Shoot
· Santa Clarita Woman, 78, Asked To Enlist As Marine
· RIP:Paul Flaherty, AltaVista online search engine creator, dies at 42
March 27, 2006
· Judicial intemperance - Scalia flips message to doubting Thomases
· Boy, 8, accused of sexual harassment
· Oklahoma city threatens to call FBI over 'renegade' Linux maker
· Israeli couple jailed over computer virus
· Police: Man Faked Robbery After Strip Club Visit
March 28, 2006
· Spring break at Wal-Mart
· Clinton chauffeur an illegal immigrant
· Go to bed married, wake up divorced
· PENN HAS TORTURE DOLL
· Table for one
· Married man sues eHarmony over rejection
· Lost purse, million dollar contents returned!
· Ebay: Lucky coin
· Boy gets caught in toy-filled 'claw' machine
· Concerned Citizens see red over adult theme store prom marketing.
· Man Is Charged $4,300 for Four Burgers
· Vienna launches 'driving licence for dogs'
· John Kerry Hates Celery!
· Cat accused of terrorizing a local neighborhood
March 30, 2006
· McKinney Allegedly Punches Cop
· Cop wrestles pot bags out of dog's mouth
· Hooters Air calls it quits
· Police: `Severed hand' brought home by dog was a paw
· Cat accused of terrorizing a local neighborhood
· Free World Of Warcraft Simulator
· Dog Vs A Blow Dryer
· Bear on a Trampoline
March 31, 2006
· Shocked Burglar Runs Into 17 Sumos
· Man Punished For Role In Urine-Filled Soda Prank
· 'Sketch Pad' Nude Club Owner Pleads Guilty
· Police: Man Crashes Car After Snake Attacks Him
· Strip Club May Be Condos After Patron Photos Posted
