Archive for May 2006

April 30, 2006

· MySpace prank puts high school senior in jail
· Movie Promotion Confused With Bomb in L.A.

May 1, 2006

· L.A. mayor picks NFL talks over immigrant boycott
· Justice: Robber shot during own holdup
· Woman, son convicted in extortion scam
· Auto geek hits highway for surreptitious runs in jet-powered VW
· Wife Forced Into "Sex Slave" Agreement?
· Anna Nicole Smith scores Supreme Court win (Thanks, Ian)

May 2, 2006

· Bruce Lee Explains His Craft
· H.S. Teacher Accused Of Trying To Kill Student
· Baby's parents cleared in robbery
· Man jailed on lewdness allegation
· Row drives man up a tree for five decades
· Improv Everywhere Mission: Best Buy
· More 'All-Gendered' Bathrooms Sought At CU

May 3, 2006

· update...Teen With Broken Neck Survives in Woods
· Wal-Mart Worker Finds Man Glued to Toilet
· Couple, 33 and 104, Reportedly Marry
· Rower dies hours into 90-day trip
· Celebs that make bad flight buddies
· Mom Gets Probation for Gun at School
· Video: Real life frogger
· Man On The Run Since 1985 Arrested

May 4, 2006

· 'Sopranos' cast members face charges
· Little woman in SUV's
· Pennsylvania gas price war
· Four arrested for DWI after 4-wheeling at construction site
· Why do you think they call it dope?
· Woman Turns Grocery Shopping Into Science
· Disbelieving clerk thwarts holdup
· Pee Wee Football Gone Wild

May 5, 2006

· Navy Chaplain May Face Court-Martial For Praying
· Ault Mayor Charged With Domestic Violence, Child Abuse
· Family Kicked Out Of Buffet Restaurant For Wasting Food
· Yes, we have thought it all through, says IVF mother, 63
· Paraplegic man stabs three people
· Korean Scientists Develop Female Android

May 6, 2006

· Man With Prosthetic Legs, Deaf Man Brawl
· Teen Suspended In Connection With 'Top 25' List
· Cannabis Painted on High Street House Must Go
· New film shows drama of Golden Gate Bridge suicides
· Man Allegedly Attacks Quizno's Cup Mascot
· Investigators Look Into Huge Bounced Check
· Deputy grabs Gasparilla booty
· The Computer Bed
· 3,738 Mothers Set Breast-Feeding Record
· Vioxx - It Doesn't Kill Everybody

May 7, 2006

· City to consider taking land from Wal-Mart
· Ebay: Back to the Future Delorean Flux Capacitor
· Victim's use of webcam helps police arrest burglary suspect
· Playtime: Pendulum
· NJ scraps slogan, found it's used elsewhere
· Hotel pool turns woman into 'Incredible Hulk'
· Ahhh, California; Bill to ban 'mom, dad' from texts advances
· Heads up Clearwater; Scientology nearly ready to unveil Super Power. LOL.
· Berlin Brothel Offers Special Deals for Virgin Customers
· RIP: Titanic's Last American Survivor, 99, Dies
· Gas Prices Force Locals onto Horses

May 8, 2006

· Bogus Noble Is Missing American, Kin Say
· Spanish town has big blind date
· Fan gets Bonds' 713th ball, photo -- but no autograph
· Pooh Bear unveils 80th birthday portrait

May 9, 2006

· Iowa City Fines People Who Feed Stray Cats
· Bus Driver Beats Kid
· Armoured suits are 'too goofy' say US troops
· Whirlwind Injures Trenton Girl
· Georgia woman is privy to unique pieces of history
· Mom accused of helping bake Ex-Lax cookies
· Turn Your Woman Into A Hot Gamer Babe
· Pee-powered battery smaller than a credit card
· Former sex-crimes officer charged with 3 counts of indecent exposure

May 10, 2006

· Cingular pulls "La Migra" ringtone
· Presidential Plans Found In Trash
· Isn't it Ionic? Air Purifiers Make Smog
· Drunk Monkeys Mirror People (I knew it worked the other way)
· Playtime: Taylor Hicks Pac-Man
· Things You CAN'T Do When You're NOT in a Pool
· The Alabama Leprechaun

May 11, 2006

· Energy crisis? Venezuela gas is cheaper than water
· UVM fraternity members ticketed for hazing
· Woman, 74, Gets Revenge on Gator With Hose
· Prisoner released from jail to settle debt with a prostitute
· Blagojevich Asks For Anti-Blagojevich Shirt from College Republicans
· Store owner thwarts robbery with beer can

May 12, 2006

· "Paralyzed" woman gets up, runs from police
· Home evicts 75-year- old amputee, smoker
· Teens Arrested In Connection With 'Fight Club' Video
· last man's best friend
· 2006 E3 Booth Babes - Day 2 @ The TechZone
· Oh, crap; Missing Manure Mystifies Middlefield
· Treading on the past, O.J. pulls Bronco prank
· eBay: New Zealand Not for Sale
· Barney the Dinosaur vs. The San Diego Chicken

May 13, 2006

· Tub queens (The web has something for everyone)
· Police: Law Student Clocked At 126 On GW Parkway
· Police Dept. Throws Out $30,000
· Judge criticizes trooper's testimony in drunken driving case
· Deland Man Gets 30 Years For Sexual Battery on Teen, Used Bible to Convince Teen
· catproof your computer

May 14, 2006

· BBC interviews cab driver by mistake!
· The mysterious case of the melted tarmac and sunken Gulfstream GV business jet

May 15, 2006

· Michelin's Revolutionary Airless Tires (Tweel)
· Playtime: 3rd World Farmer
· Woman Kidnapped As Toddler in '76 Found
· Ga. Governor Parties With High Schoolers
· What a dope!
· Trashing an Aiwa Sound System @ Hardware Secrets
· Fire Starts From Cigarette Put Into Paint Thinner

May 16, 2006

· Bookmaker has eyes on strip-poker record
· Woman accused of bribing officer with sex
· British skies UFO-free
· The name of a new restaurant in Scottsdale is stirring up some trouble
· Student Charged For Making Fun Of Teacher
· Little Boy Forced To Get Court Order To Ascertain College Education
· Bum-slap builder branded a 'pervert' (And handsome, too!)
· Utah Campground Closed Because of Plague
· Power Is Shut Off Over One Cent
· Study: Only One in Four Teens Can Name Broadcast Networks

May 17, 2006

· Mayor Accused Of Discounting Water Bills For Sex
· Bowling Ball Mortar Page
· Tattooed mummy discovered in Peru
· Rapper Snoop Dogg banned from Britain
· "Fake Deputy" gives DUI test in Hernando County
· Playtime: Short Circuit
· Luna City Arcade

May 18, 2006

· Jet Powered Semi
· Hallucinations lead to bust
· Space Oddity
· Man's scarf 'bit too gay' for police
· Former Lebanese hijacker builds own plane
· Ahhh, Florida; Reptile eats family dog, woman cited for shooting another in self-defense
· Robertson: God Says Tsunami Possible For U.S.
· Student Faces Criminal Charges For Teacher Jokes
· Well.....
· Soap opera virus hits kids in Portugal
· 70,000 Beer Cans Found in Ogden Townhouse

May 19, 2006

· The T.W.I.N.K.I.E.S Project
· The A380 Super Jet
· Couple Arrested For Asking For Directions
· Woman rips off her husband's testicles with bare hands
· Teenage girls are 'out of control'

May 20, 2006

· Prankster's pals turn room into man-size hamster cage
· Bill Clinton to Write Book on Public Service -- For $5 Million
· Machine Gun Toting Granny

May 21, 2006

· Car Enthusiasts Turning to Condos
· Playtime: Sushi Samurai
· Student nabbed in alleged food-fight plot
· Pub landlord bars traffic wardens

May 22, 2006

· Man Takes Police Station Gumball Machine
· Filing: Tape Shows Lawmaker Taking Money
· Glitches hit $130m jail
· My Fat Spouse
· Elton John says photographers "should all be shot
· Reading Incomprehension
· Judge Blocks Prayer at High School Graduation due to a single complaint
· Where to shave
· The Balinese Monkey Chant
· 1 in 136 U.S. Residents Behind Bars

May 23, 2006

· GLOBAL WARMING ALERT: GORE BURNS 439,500 LBS OF FUEL TO ATTEND SUMMIT
· 'Stargazer' Says He Fell Down Chimney
· EX-NJ GOV: I CRUISED TRUCK STOPS FOR SEX
· Seller hopes model behavior will give homes lived-in appeal
· LEGO Biblical Scenes
· Woman, 44, Nabbed For Sex With Boy, 13 (Brace yourself)
· 'Dr. 90210' and Passenger Restrain 80-Year-Old on Flight
· Mexican chief won't take queries from Utah media
· Everest climber passed dying Briton
· You can now buy some spots on a girl's body online (Thanks GreenGuy)

May 24, 2006

· Woman's Toes Licked By Man Hiding Under Car

May 25, 2006

· Couple caught with stolen sex toy, police say
· Judge OKs $6.6 billion Enron settlement
· California reds win by a nose in tasting rematch
· Star Trek blade seized
· America crowns a new 'Idol' (In case you were the one who didn't watch)
· This is not your grandfather's bubble gum
· Man Tries To Rob Food Store, Tells Clerk He's 'Only Kidding'
· Yuch. German Farmer To Auction Toilet Seat Used By Paris Hilton
· Couple Happy 'American Idol' Season Over
· OSMOND SHOCKED BY DAUGHTERS' INTERNET SEX TALK
· No prison stay for 5-foot-1 child molester
· Police: Another Case For "World's Dumbest Criminal"

May 26, 2006

· Star Trek Cribs - The Director's Cut
· Top 10 Gadgets for the Filthy Rich
· The broken laptop i sold on ebay
· Chicken-Egg Question Cracked: The Egg Came First
· Playtime: Frogger
· Part 2: Too Short For Long Sentence? (With photo)
· Big Willie's Shooting Inn -- Beaver Canyon
· Test scores are in: Northeast still has dumbest drivers

May 27, 2006

· Robot chicken star wars
· Man Fails to Pay for Gas; Owner Shoots
· "Vampire" To Protest White Castle's Garlic Sandwich
· Three Attempt Rapids In Wal-Mart Raft
· Japanese Street Magic
· Criminals Accidentally Drop Bombs, Five Injured
· Teen Who Spit In Drink Gets Six Months In Jail
· Guild Wars vs World of Warcraft

May 28, 2006

· Claws, tongues sharp in beauty salon brawl
· Scissor-wielding cyclist attacks schoolgirl in ride-by snipping
· Moody's Nigerian Pen Pals.

May 29, 2006

· Student Suspended for Sharing Caffeine Gum
· 557 people arrested during Miami's 'Urban Beach Weekend'
· Moscow's First Gay Pride Parade Disrupted by Police and Hecklers
· RIP: Breakfast Club's Paul Gleason dies
· Ted Nugent: Off his rocker?
· 63 years later, WWII vet gets mother's letter
· Chicago: Meter Maid Arrested for Ticketing Cop
· Funny: Pumpcast News (video)
· Brothels puff up to keep butts in business

May 30, 2006

· I want to be pink like Dad
· More naked weirdness; Naked driver crashes into fire hydrant
· Cordless jump-rope can help the clumsy
· Police: 'Naked' man broke windows
· Monkey teases Dog
· How to build the best paper airplane in the world
· Bringing a knife to a gunfight... Sweet.
· 'Sopranos' making offers cast can't refuse

May 31, 2006

· Australian baby 'put in dryer'
· Supreme Court Refuses To Take Up Boy Scout Case
· Woman Hit By Lightning While Praying
· Man In Woman's Clothing With Flare Gun Makes A Scene
· Indiantown bank job foiled by suspects' blunders
· Paratroopers could fly 200km with new wings system (I'll take 2!)
· Moscow tunnel of death