Archive for June 2006
June 1, 2006
· .J.'s daughter enters plea bargain
· OLD LADIES KILLED HOMELESS FOR CASH
· Couple Offered Hit Man $100 To Kill Grandkids
· Second Lacrosse Party Dancer Makes Obscene Gesture In Court
· Convicted Killer Seeks Sex-Change Surgery
· Farmer's huge arse pops up on Google Earth (SFW)
· Wanted gangster drops by prison for mass
· Ice Cream Truck Driver Nabbed for DUI
· Defiant conwoman taunts police
June 2, 2006
· Majorkeeks Neighborhood: Alleged Thief Squeezes Calves in Small Car
· Lord, She Bought Him A Mercedes-Benz
· Prank claims alcohol allowed at prom
· Clerk Says Scanty Attire Was Distraction
· Money to go: Bank robber wore White Castle garb
· Lightning Strike Victim Sues Over False Declaration Of Death
· Son hits mom during 'American Idol' discussion
June 3, 2006
· Morgan Stanley takes domain name from cat
· Mama's girl
· Cashier recognizes robbery suspect -- as co-worker
· Suspect turns Taser on police officer
· Air marshal leaves plane after dropping bullets
· Scary Daddy
· Soccer Mom KO'd
June 4, 2006
· Witty Quotes Haven: Clever Quotes
· Titanic task for matchstick man
· Fuzzy Zoeller Amazing Hole In One
· Amazing R/C Airplane flying
· Cement Truck Flies Off Road, Lands On Two Cars (With photos)
· Teen Arrested For Allegedly Selling Self As Sex Slave
· Playtime: 3D Space Invaders
· "Ultimate Thing" costume
· Boy, 6, left at West Boca Chuck E. Cheese's after his birthday party
· Hell, Mich., Heats Up for 6-6-6 Party
June 5, 2006
· Student Suspended for Eating Staff Member's Cookie
· Parent objects to cookie punishment
· Apocalypse tomorrow? 666 arrives
· Pilot suffering heart attack makes emergency landing before dying
· Lion Kills Man Who Went Into Kiev Zoo Cage
· Sparks woman shot while siphoning gas
· 'Phantom' flies to jail rescue
· Citizen Helps Officer Arrest Towering Suspect
· How to sink an aircraft carrier
June 6, 2006
· In sickness and in courtroom
· Cop Loses Car
June 7, 2006
· Treat me like I'm black, sez Teddy's son
· Photos On MySpace Get Family Evicted From Apartment
· Man In Crowd Gets Caught With His Pants Down In Key West (Is that wierd?)
· Newburgh man drowns in lawnmower accident
· Man in police station asks for light - for crack pipe
· Store owner, 81, shoots would-be robbers
· Ebay: Super FORD GALAXY GHIA (Look for the email questions)
June 8, 2006
· BORN AT 6AM ON 06/06/06
· How NOT to steal a Sidekick (Updated)
· Mich. House Passes Controversial Motorcycle Helmet Repeal Bill Today
· Student escapes from gator-infested canal
· Restaurant Icon Found Safe
· More students in cookie caper
· Woman Charged With Providing Sex, Alcohol To Teens
· Australians Try to Find Ugliest Sheep
June 9, 2006
· Woman strips down to protest circus
· This is America. When ordering speak English (Bah, Jim's Steaks are better)
· Dozens Fall Ill at IHOP in Arkansas
· Judge Makes 'Rock, Paper, Scissors' Ruling
· It sure wasnÂ’t a case of puppy love
· Monkey business stirs up neighborhood
June 10, 2006
· funny danish beer ad
· Cop dresses in drag to nab red light runner
· Clio principal seeks to charge 2 students
· Three elderly Americans lost for three days in Miami
· Warehouse where old Disney World rides go to die
· Feisty Woman, 86, Teaches Mugger A Lesson
· Deputy fired for allegedly going topless
June 11, 2006
· POLICE RAID 'ANIMAL HOUSE' FRAT
· Circus gal caught with pants down
· eBay: Become Sponsor of Fastest Chihuahua in Texas Chi Dog
June 12, 2006
· Naked Monday 1: Naked Man Attacks Officer, Shot With Stun Gun
· Naked Monday II: Woman Cited for Exposing Herself in Store
· Naked Monday III: Nude Cyclists Want Respect From Motorists
· 'Streaker' selling bikini to pay for court costs
· Highway joyride lands Australian boys in trouble
· MajorGeeks locals: Robber Sues Victims After They Beat Him
· Gay plantsman loses discrimination case
June 13, 2006
· Cats to Compete in Reality TV Show
· Woman finds stranger in her bed
· Wild Weed on Courthouse Lawn Eliminated
· Microsoft's IPod parody
· MajorGeeks locals: Suspect flees hospital naked
· Spire Rocketeer V SP-500W 500W Power Supply Review @ Bigbruin.com
June 14, 2006
· Coach Wanders Into Wrong Dorm Room
· Woman Loses Shirt During Attempted Robbery
· Wild Police Chase Spills onto Military Runway
· Green Day help girl spot grenade
· Prank baffles high school officials (which wasn't a big challenge)
· After 15 Children, Couple Run Out Of Baby Names
June 15, 2006
· Hacker Replaces State Emergency Site During Tropical Storm
· Ooh-rah!: N.D. Voters Elect Marine Serving in Iraq
· Nanny arrested in baby-shaking case sues hidden camera maker
· But who's going to do this sober?
· It's suitor vs. would-be shooter in Ann Arbor
· BornRich.Org, fun to browse expensive toys
· Beat an Ebay Scammer: Call His Mom
· Marijuana 'bricks' found in Home Depot vanities
· Car dealer sues Mercedes as $1.7 million CLK-GTR wont travel 10 blocks
June 16, 2006
· 18 grads arrested for underage drinking
· Update: Man Wants to Stop Streaker's Bikini Sale
· Teacher arrested for distributing obscene material
· Above all, he joked, he wants to understand women
· Girls banned for flashing breasts
· chris angel with amazing trick!
June 17, 2006
· Taliban leader renounces rebels, thanks Canadians
· Peacock falls for a petrol pump
· Cops nab pants thief after he runs into doughnut shop
June 18, 2006
· Father's Day
· Video - Guy starts punching random People
· Brothers are reunited after 82 years apart
· Billboard misspells bee contestant's name
June 19, 2006
· Mommy, tell my professor he's not nice!
· Man Takes Street Sweeper for a Joy Ride
· Kissing gravity goodbye will cost you a few G's
· Playtime: ExciteBike! (popup or two)
June 20, 2006
· 1337 Video Game Rap Video
· Monitors go unwatched at port
· Bear found the oatmeal was just right
· Does Anyone Recognize this Woman with the Crazed Look in Her Eyes?
· Police responding to family fight find 2 tons of marijuana
June 21, 2006
· How NOT to steal a Sidekick (Updated)
· Geriatric Love Triangle Murder Case Opens
· Three shot at federal prison as FBI serves warrants on guards (Ahhh, Florida)
June 22, 2006
· mad Thai monks too tired to take alms
· 20 years in mental hospital for trying to throw internet suicide party.
· The Rainbow Family peace gathering turned hostile
· Guy gets RAMMED by car, almost lands on his feet, starts cursing (Not English)
· Woman Discovers Co-Worker Is Her Mother
· Top 10 Favorite Concept Cars that won't be coming to a showroom near you.
· Drug pain 'lifted,' says Village People cop
· Odd sayings on billboards promote Cartoon Network shows
· Extortr: online. The most efficient way to blackmail the world online
· N.H. Police Warn of Chubby Beach Flasher
· Panicked teen jumps from train (VanHalens Jump playing in the background in my head)
· Robber takes bullet in the back (Arrested when he showed up at hospital)
· Brian BilbrayÂ’s Kids Love Social Networking, Natty Light
· Scientology is not Science (Mirror)
· Yes, you can stop telemarketers
June 23, 2006
· Major AtTi2de's Space (Tim's Blog)
· (Americanized) Saddam ends hunger strike after missing one meal
· Trucker keeps driving with mother's dead body in his rig
· For 500,000 you too can swin naked with old people
· Project Manager Leaves Suicide PowerPoint Presentation
· SNL - Chippendales Dance Off
June 24, 2006
· R.I.P.: Television producer Aaron Spelling dies.
June 25, 2006
· Man Robbed by Teen Girls, Thought He was Meeting MySpace Friend
· Bats Day in the Fun Park (Or how to go out and still avoid the sun)
· RIP: Anna Nicole Smith's Former Stepson Dead at 67
· RIP: Patsy Ramsey To Be Buried Next To JonBenet
June 26, 2006
· Warren Buffett gives away his fortune
· Saint Paul, MN Prostitution Arrest Photos
· Backstory: Bowling on real lanes
· Ulster family's porno shock
· Flintstone's Cigarette Commercial
June 27, 2006
· 600 lbs. woman survives getting thrown through sunroof
· Axl Rose Allegedly Bites Security Guard
· I Heart FLorida: Alligator snatches pet in Pinellas County park
· It was a magic booby trap
· Convicted Murderer Ridicules Jurors, Attorneys At Hearing (Is that wrong?)
June 28, 2006
· Spiderman 3 Trailer
· Phony fireman invades home
· Migrant woman tries naked appeal getting back pay
· 'Not it!' More schools ban games at recess
· Press run ends for Knight Ridder (Knight Rider continues in cable re-runs)
· Officials Criticize 'Hooters for Neuters' (Registration required, NY Times)
· Senator seeks tax on pimps, prostitutes
· Diet Coke + Mentos = instant geyser (Thanks Sgt. Lugnut)
· Star Jones leaving The View (Where did I put that cricket sound effect?
· Ashlee Simpson Says No To Playboy (Insert cricket sound effect here)
· RIP: Marine who appeared in `Fahrenheit 9/11' killed in Iraq
· Coopertown Mayor's City Hall Of Shame
· Gender and age don't matter when it comes to nude art
· LEGO Crossbow
· AP Wrongly Cites Scientists in Support of Al Gore's Movie
· Dan's Data letters #168
June 29, 2006
· Schoolyard 'boob tag' lands middleschooler in trouble
· Stolen Hummer crushes cop cars (with photo)
· Stop to eat goes to pot for 2 in city
· Hooters boat involved in chase, arrests
· The Winner Of The Ugly Dog Contest Announced
June 30, 2006
· Mothers unite over right to nurse (Victorias Secret and breast feeding)
· Officer hits two suspects with one bullet
· Meet a Black Guy in Aspen, Co. (LOL)
