Archive for August 2006
July 31, 2006
· FDA Warns Consumers Against Drinking Hydrogen Peroxide For Medicinal Use (ummm)
· Top 10 Coolest BBQ Grills (And Then Some!)
· Mayor envisions no-car downtown
· Waitress Shown Own License When Asking For ID
· Ebay: GOLDEN Mermaid Found DEAD on Lonely Florida Beach
August 1, 2006
· Honda owner manual lists talk line
· Jerseyville man converts car to run on batteries (Ignores math)
· Man saves dog thrown from window
August 2, 2006
· Man Attacks 3 police officers and k-9 dog at 3AM
· Dolphin Bites Boy's Arm At SeaWorld Orlando
· Passenger Fights DUI For Steering As Driver Ate
· Man who fled from squad car captured
· Man looking at his gun accidentally shoots himself in the head
August 3, 2006
· Car crash sends $127,000 in cash over the roadway
· Fla. Man Sentenced For Having Sex Slave
· Mother Sentenced For Cutting Son's Tongue
· Top theme park calls off 'Muslim Fun Day'
· Nude Man Leads Police to Marijuana Farm
· "Passion of the Jew" Part 2? Not Quite
· Hound dog rips apart Elvis's teddy
· Ohio Man Claims Right To Have Sex With Boys (I claim right to death penalty)
· Babbling naked man draws police to pot farm
· Paris: 'Who's Tony Blair?'
August 4, 2006
· Discarded joint lands woman in jail. Thanks Max.
· Madonna has problems with Rome. Thanks Anthony
· Who Wants To Be A Superhero? episode 1 available online
· Angler speared by a giant fish
· Indian state bans soft drinks after Coke, Pepsi gets toxic label
· More Than 300 Get Rash in Mo. Park. Thanks, John
· Cybercrooks add Ajax coding to bag of hacking tricks
· Now ThatÂ’s Hot
August 5, 2006
· Paris Preaches Abstinence
· Kill a bird for Castro...
· Man Impaled by Steel Stake on Birthday
· Another Hokie Bird flies the coop
· Woman stuck to toilet seat
August 6, 2006
· Playtime: Goggles; A Google Maps Flight Sim
August 7, 2006
· This man can't buy a drink in any pub in town
· You might be a redneck ...
· Lawyers Say Jury Made Quick Decision Because They Couldn't Smoke
· Camaro to roar back by 2008
· Police arrest man after nunchuks threat
· Unnecessary Censorship 23
· You know anybody who needs an "anti-stupid" pill? (um, yes)
August 8, 2006
· Man Run Over By 3 Vehicles, No One Stops To Help
· Stinky oil delivery goes to wrong house
· Poor weather grounds parachuting grandmother
· People Pong
· Ebay: 98 VW Beetle Original Nintendo Pokemon Pikachu Show Car
· Massive Manatee Is Spotted in Hudson River
· Congratulations Florida; Orlando Ties 1982 Homicide Record
· Scarecrow Prank
August 9, 2006
· Man, 88, wants more kids
· These condoms won't penetrate the market...
· Calif. Man Arrested After Migrants Allegedly Sewn In Seats
· Robotic Garage Holds Customer Cars Hostage
· Tri-cities Police Wasted No Time Finding Stolen Doughnut Truck
· How not to open a grenade...
· 2-Year-Old Boy Injured When Cousin, 8, Takes Car
· Law rubs massage therapist the wrong way
· Husband Chases Down Alleged Supermarket Groper
August 10, 2006
· Miss Piggy would blush - Muppet creators go adult
· Good Samaritan Becomes Bad Samaritan In 12 Minutes
· Police Taser Naked Man; Pictures, yes. Video, no :(
· Call girl takes deadbeat client to court
· Okie In Moonshine Bust
· Thieves steal U-Hauls for SoCal desert joyrides (Was that wrong?)
· Firefighters Accused Of Surfing Porn, MySpace On City Computers
· Jumping sturgeon whacks jet-skier
· Man Jailed For T-Shirt Over Face
· The Candy Man canned for error
August 11, 2006
· Moo-ve over, Fido: Minicows popular pets
· Church in unholy row with strip club
· S.C. bakery Bible study featured 'buns'
· Victims of Squirrel Attack Upset
· Advertisers will have to turn down the volume
· 'Joker' dozes off during robbery
· TIGTA Finds Inappropriate Email on 74% of IRS Employees' Computers
· Five Fat Girls Sought
· Ohio Minister, Wife, Busted on Kiddie Porn Charges (At least it's not another teacher story?)
· Man Seeks Out Police to Hand Over Marijuana Twice
· Japan man makes 37,760 calls to "kind" operators
· Virtual Smoke Break
· Chessboxing on ESPN, Playboy and Maxim
· Britney's 'I'm ugly' video
August 12, 2006
· RIAA Wants to Depose Dead Defendant's Children
August 13, 2006
· Mom accused of helping son find robbery victim
· A Face Is Exposed for AOL Searcher No. 4417749
· Granny Fights Back
· Stars, before they were stars.
August 14, 2006
· Rape suspect requests trial delay, so he can marry alleged victim
· Who you calling a duck?
· School pays for student's reading failure
· Woman's 10-Year-Old License Plate Now Called Obscene
· Britney Spears - Retarded or on Drugs?
· Dirty Harry
· 72-year-old JC man cited for patronizing prostitution
· 'Line-Rage' at Athens Restaurant
· Snow White's dwarfs more famous than US judges: poll
· Culture scrub Boy George
· Four thousand Barbie dolls up for auction
· Robber seeking revenge targets wrong house
August 15, 2006
· Rocky Balboa: Trailer 1
August 16, 2006
· Lincoln Police Arrest Man For 226th Time
· Councilwoman Accused of Hitting Mayor
· General Zod for President in 2008
· AOL Prepares to Dig for Gold _ Literally
· Naked suspect nabbed by police
· Superheroes unmasked as drink drivers
· RIP: Character actor Bruno Kirby, 57, dies
August 17, 2006
· Maine Mystery Beast Possibly Killed by Car
· 20 arrested at Saudi gay wedding
· Walken running for President in 2008
· Fantasy football sacks real work production: study
· Accused JonBenet killer says death accident: police
· Surveillance supervisor gets 20-day suspension (Was that wrong?)
· Talladega Night Ends In Arrest For Prankster
· Playtime: Pac-Xon
· Will this stop McDonaldÂ’s Hummer promo in its big, wide, obnoxious tracks?
· MadTV - Stuart at the Therapist
August 18, 2006
· Crime does pay if you play high school football in Ohio
· Way Off Base
· North Port Police: Affair led to killing (With mugshot)
· Hudson's comments ignite fire on Net
· In Cold Case, Police Dig Deep
· Afghan Fishing
August 19, 2006
· Man Delivers White Powder To North Bay Firefighter
· Customer turns table on would-be robber
· A shopping cart that doesn't run into things
· Florida Group Proposes Confederate Flag License Plate
· Driving while O'Reillying (with video)
· Police: Mother Slowed Down So Teen Could Shoot Man
August 20, 2006
· Marimba Ponies
· Motorcycle crash
· Holy windfall, Batman
· Mass peel off starts in strip poker championship
August 21, 2006
· JonBenet Suspect Heads to U.S. in Style
· Indiana Cat gets Gold Teeth
· MajorGeeks locals: Sunday school teacher fired for being female
· Police foil daring prison break-in
· Mumbai's "Hitler" eatery angers Indian Jews
· Tom and Jerry smoking scenes to be edited out
· This BudÂ’s For Me
· John Candy - Hollywood Squares
August 22, 2006
· Crowds Throng to See Hindu Statues Drink
· Beatboxen Bush
· Porn broadcast stuns news viewers
· MajorGeeks locals: Police expect bumper pot crop
· Mental patient sues to see violent movies
· Van-driving toddler disrupts traffic
· Man arrested for stealing own car
August 23, 2006
· 12-Year-Old Holds SWAT Team At Bay
· How NOT to Drift in a Car
· Rap music blamed for teen pregnancy
· Helping others realize Guitar Hero is dangerous
· Rattlers freed in "Snakes on a Plane" theater prank
· 'No you don't' to wee-hour 'I do's'
· MajorGeeks locals part 2: US preacher defends belief women can't teach men
August 24, 2006
· Mamma Mia! Twins are reunited 12,000 miles from home
· $50 million in mistaken refunds sent out by Medicare
· What gives driveway that crunch? Hubby
· Luckiest Skydiver in the World
· New WTC Complex Photos Highlight Bizarre Building 7 Collapse
· Man dressed as clown robs bank
· Boy Charged For Meowing At Neighbor Lady
· Man arrested after using child porn as screensaver
August 25, 2006
· Henrico girl lucky at church fest, then luckier still, then luckiest
· Improv Everywhere: Slo-Mo Home Depot (Pics and video)
· Nagin Takes Swipe at NYC 9-11 Rebuilding
· Man Accused Of Exposing Himself To Females
· Impatient driver charged in crash with TriRail train in Pompano Beach
· Man Takes Down 'Obscene Gesture' Art From Home
· The pancake song!
· Charlie's Angels Theme Song
August 26, 2006
· South Africans Fall Victim to Oprah Scam
August 27, 2006
· Deputies Arrest Naked Neighbor (Santa Claus look a like with mugshot)
· Teen Suspect Strikes Pose With Wads Of Cash
· Alleged N.Y. Killer Spent Time Locally in West Palm Beach
· Flash of wit (but police don't think it's funny)
· Man receives four years for necrophilia (Get in line girls, this ones available)
· Bob Marley, dreads and all, graces coins in Jamaica
· L.I. LO-LOTTO MA RIPS STATE
· Deputies chase male driver in dress (It's ok, it was in Florida)
· Jagger uses oxygen mask in bid to maintain stamina
· Chinese Sex Toys Confiscated in Vietnam
· Mo. Man Sends Porno Pictures of Ex-Wife
· World of Warcraft player flushes iPod down airline toilet causing bomb scare
August 28, 2006
· A fundraiser in the buff
· Inmate Hides Handcuff Key Inside His Body
· Many in New Orleans can't afford insurance
· Pet snake taken by Animal Control (Thaks MySpace!)
· Father staples teenÂ’s ear, leg (Thanks again, MySpace!)
· Driver high-tails it with coke, beer
· Best Buy Recommends Cybersh*t
· Playtime: Cutie Quake
· Rats Born to Mice in Bizarre Lab Work
August 29, 2006
· SADDAM MADE TO WATCH 'SOUTH PARK' MOVIE REPEATEDLY
· Woman Crashes When Teaching Dog to Drive
· Teen: Didn't Miss Much in Captivity
· Letterman.Gates
· Gilligan's Minnow no longer lost
· Sloganizer
· Police car stolen; Punk taunts cops during chase, escapes
· Police: Vandalism Suspects Received Rides From Mother
· We know, we know (I dont think they do)
· Florida Student Arrested After Bomb Threat to Long Beach Airport (Uh-oh, Floridians travelling)
· Playtime: Superman Returns
· 30-Inch Burrito Gives School Weapon Scare
· Dog's driving lesson ends in crash
August 30, 2006
· 500-Pound Woman's Caretakers Charged With Neglect
· Web's First Commercial Videogame Website for Sale
· Online "banker" runs off with cash, avatars cry foul
· Festival Queen relinquishes crown over questionable web pictures
· Police Hunt 'Naked Tickler' In Central Fla.
· Duluth police pot holds pot
· Rio man saws woman in half over parking dispute
August 31, 2006
· Bartender gets $10,000 tip on $26 tab
· JAILED FOR BREACH OF THE PEES
· Phony cop arrested with the whole kit
· Tatt's spelt wrong, tatt is
· Prostitutes busted at Tampa massage parlor (No happy ending here)
· Rampage Suspect Thought 'Devil Was Coming To Him'
· Naples man killed trying to jump canal on ATV
· Lake Havasu City police looking for real-life Hamburglar
· HILTON'S CD IS INSTANT TANKER
· You've Got Mail... and No Job
· Door-Opening Dog
