Archive for September 2006
September 1, 2006
· Postman suspended for telling customers how to stop junk mail
· Youth Against Sudoku - 81 squares is enough to waste your day
· 20 Things You Didn't Know About... Death
· Pilot locked out of cockpit during flight
· Cow Abduction - It's a serious problem
· 'Apprentice' Figure Carolyn Kepcher Axed
· Bill Gates Tribute - David Letterman
· Belt buckle disrupts airport, trains in Orlando
· Queens Judge Grants Dog Order Of Protection
September 2, 2006
· Disney employee arrested after allegedly exposing himself
· MIKE TYSON IS NOW A VEGAS ACT
· At 258 M.P.H., Swedish Dream Car Hits the U.S
· Someone Posts Bogus 'No Parking' Sign
· "Y.M.C.A." Singer Wants to Check In...to Rehab
· The Prison Bitch Name Generator
· Florida Local middle school band teacher accused of having sex with student
· Man accused of locking great-aunt in tool shed (Thanks B. Griffin)
· Police caught red-handed
· Nude Teens Raising Eyebrows in Vermont
September 3, 2006
· Final Fantasy Cast Does Michael Jackson's "Thriller"
· URPL8SUX: Licensed To Offend
September 4, 2006
· Sperm samples destroyed when refrigerator fails
· Shaving habits linked to stroke risk
· Body Found Wrapped in Plastic, Man Arrested in Shingle Springs Murder
· 15 HOTTEST sauces in the world!
· Welcome to HeTurnedShe
· Playtime: Club Penguin (for the kids)
· I scream for (Google) ice cream
· RIP: Stingray kills 'Crocodile Hunter' Irwin
· Paris Hilton targeted in CD prank
· Police: fast women, no cars
September 5, 2006
· Crocodile Hunter & Conan O'Brien
· Tasty fancy dress costumes!
· Pair caught having sex in limousine, woman faces charges, man sought
· MajorGeeks locals: Police: `Noose Tightening' on Fugitive
· Police: Worker Taped Women In Beach's Bathroom
· Playtime: 3dtris
· Will Big Macs go to the big house?
· "The Crocodile Hunter" Steve Irwin on South Park
· Turns out 'Mr. August' is school superintendent
· Nigerian swindle snares man, 77
· Police: Suspect Claims He's Maine B&B Killer
September 6, 2006
· NZ woman survives train running over her
· Bubble popping (Posted before, but still fun)
· Why The 9/11 Conspiracies Won't Go Away
· Juror Allegedly Steals 'Jury Duty' Paper
· Man jailed for speed camera blast
· No fowl play for four-legged chicken
· Flag burners sentenced - Teens have to apologize, serve two days at VA hospital
· Frontenac agrees to let trailer park stay put
· Mikoyan-Gurevich MiG-29 on display
· Man plows into gas pumps, then hides atop pole
· Victim has pants stolen in bizarre metro robbery
· Speeding driver blames lack of goats
· Cops say grave robbers had sex on their minds
September 7, 2006
· Flying-car firm releases simulator, takes deposits
· Atari controller "keychains" -- with games
· Mom (spelled m-o-r-o-n) Tangles With Cop At Manchester School
· Sheriff's Deputies Make Bizarre (and sticky) Arrest
· Pot plants seized in Marin raid disappear
· Muggers pick wrong victim
· Police Hoping To Expose Serial Flasher
· Alleged robber dives through house window
· Attorney for "My-Space" Attacker Claims Constitutional Protection
· Cops: Chicken Dies, Wife Shoots Husband
September 8, 2006
· You gotta 'love' this; Wife and mistress bail him out in $7 million caper
· Woman sets up hidden camera to catch thief
· Police Caution Parents About Sexual Predators
· Cell Phones Found Inside Four Prisoners
· Drug use up for boomers, down for teens
· 'Mermaid' girl's legs separated
· Catman will get truck
· Online alarm clock
September 9, 2006
· Drink to this: Barkeep gets $6,300 from tip
· Captain Kirk reveals he won't go boldly into space
· A Star Date With Shatner
· Carlos Mencia - Dee, Dee, Dee
· Carlos Mencia: Dee Dee Dee awards
· Travolta's New Hairspray Look
September 10, 2006
· 'Sex on jet' couple bailed for affray and endangering an aircraft
· Oops, I downloaded Kiddie Porn 119 Times "By Mistake"
· 'Sagging' Pants Trip Up Salinas Suspect's Escape (Going Commando)
· N.Y. woman wins lottery for second time
· Polk Sheriff's Officer Charged With Felony
· Jackpot win for Sunny Isles man is fleeting; casino says it made mistake
September 11, 2006
· Pope's parents met through personal ad
· Anna Nicole Smith's adult son dies in Bahamas
· Principal roasts Starbucks over steamy retro logo
· Hulk Hogan's car catches fire on Bay Harbor Islands
· Soup kitchen enters Chilifest - and wins!
· Driver Leads Police On Chase, Stops For Red Lights
· Poodle Chair.
· Man dies trying to break into own home
· Stoned Journalist
· Fish kills spear-fishing diver
· 'Simpsons' creator promises a packed 18th year
· Uncle Sam's Porn Collection (NSFW)
· Regina grocery store strike enters second year
· Raccoon Forces Student to Miss Homework
· Nudist couple decide it's time to cover up
September 12, 2006
· Child abuse charges tied to candle sales
· ZeFrank Speaks at TED
· The iFizzle (Sweet design)
September 13, 2006
· Debra Lafave Speaks: Too Bad She's Not Really Saying Anything
· Church sign stirs anger among local Muslims
· Pa. mom pleads guilty to giving teen pot (Too easy: Why do you think they call it dope?)
· City May Ban 24- or 32-Ounce Cans Of Beer
· Stingrays mutilated in wake of Crocodile Hunter's death
· ATM reprogrammed to give out extra cash
· Michigan man accused of ramming car into women's clinic (Non abortion clinic, oops)
· Student Accused Of Hitting Teacher In Head On $10 Bet (Yup, Florida)
· Man Says Naked Attackers Robbed Him
· 77-year-old man accused of using camera phone to peer up woman's skirt
· Feline Jihad: A Joke or a Threat?
· Thieves nab sausage, herring, beer from cheese factory
September 14, 2006
· Witness: Man brings sword to gunfight
· Playtime: Midway Arcade Treasures 3
· Green tea makes for healthier hearts
· Jet passenger tries to open door in midair
· Car Launches Into 2nd Story of L.I. Building
· Colombian gangsters face sex ban
· Why do you think they call it dope; Web Site Tells Locals Where To Buy Pot
· 'Bomb Whisperer' Case Dropped
· 14-Pound, 13-Ounce Baby Sets Record
· Footie team 'W*nker' strip ban
· R.I.P Former Texas Gov. Ann Richards
· A Ferrari V12 engine is born
September 15, 2006
· Overhaulin: Not my Car!
· Strip District building morphs from nightclub to church each weekend
· Falls bring Segway scooter recall
· Florida Friday: Voters To Choose Voting Technology
· Florida Friday: Internet sex performance lands woman in jail (With picture, DONT click this one)
· Florida Friday: Man arrested for huffing Freon
· Florida Friday: Teen Accused Of Taking Crane On Destructive Joyride
· Florida Friday: Man arrested for raising roosters (No cock fighting in Polk County)
· Widow Rented Rotary Phone for 42 Years
· Playtime: So You Think You Can Drive?
· Real Corpse Found on CSI: New York Set
· Ron Burgundy Audition
September 16, 2006
· Maine tourism chief says 'I Love N.Y.'
· Television bounty hunter Dog Chapman and co-stars set free on bail in Hawaii
· Car found after seven months
September 17, 2006
· Man Who Claims Toupee Caused Attack Sues
· Matt Damon "bumped" from Jimmy Kimmel Show, gets "angry"
· Women Trapped In Car
· Text message to mom leads to bunker, abducted teen
· Painted Elephant Causes Stir in L.A.
· Strange and interesting Google Earth images
· Boo Berry is back!
September 18, 2006
· Cats that look like Hitler
· Mom: Teen Accused in School Plot Bullied
· Lots of skunky beer left over? Shoot it out of a cannon!
· Intruder killed by nurse was hit man, police say
· Quebec's soul diva Eva Avila, 19, crowned new Canadian Idol
· Poll to Help Manage Gators
· ThinkPad explodes at LAX, ignites bomb scare
· NYC Cop Playing Solitaire.
· Mom: 9-1-1 call was to help son
· GM, Ford could merge or form alliance
September 19, 2006
· Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat
· Weird Al- White and Nerdy
· Man Jailed For Putting Urine In Coffee At Work
· Modern music roots are in square dancing
· Kim Jong-il's Niece Dies of Overdose
· President Bush uses Little Richard as translator
· 3 men -- one dressed as a woman -- arrested after Hollywood bank robbery
September 20, 2006
· Playtime: Deal Or No Deal
· Report: Scientists 'teleport' two photons
· Mom Tasered after disturbance at school (Florida AND mugshot..Weeeeeee)
· Willie Nelson back on tour after drug bust
· Calif. PC Thief Takes Court Computers
· MySpace Murder Plot Foiled
· 12 Year Old Drummer - Tony Royster, Jr.
· Head Butting Fight - Ouch
September 21, 2006
· What would you do for $20?
· Playtime: Airport security
· Panda bites man, man bites him back
· Cannabis is a blessing or Why do you think they call it dope?
· A motorcycle rollercoaster
· Jet Ski Joyride Ends in Crash for Two Inmates
· McDonald's May Offer Breakfast Menu All Day Long
· Artificial reef made of tires becomes ecological disaster (Duh?)
· "SNL" Drops Sanz, Parnell, Mitchell
· Calif. sues carmakers over greenhouse gases
· First-Grader Suspended Over Plastic Squirt Gun
· Tampa teens lead police on chase through Air Force Base
· Ebay: Classic Supersonics Shick Shaving Bag (Updated)
· 'Cocaine' drink claims to be real thing
· $36 million Casino and Hotel built in the wrong place!
· High school's dances grind to a halt
· Channel 4 crucifies human corpse
· Richard Hammond, Top gear presenter injured, donation page
September 22, 2006
· Top Gear presenter Richard Hammond host seriously hurt in crash
· Top Gear - Clay Car Shooting
· Dave Chappelle: the internet
· Suspected drunk driver injured by his own car
· MajorGeeks Locals: Prostitutes pose as cops. With mugshot. It's a proud day in Syracuse!
· Parents outraged by limited Elmo dolls
· Police: Photos Show Woman Smoking Pot With Baby (Florida gets the day off)
· Man's Lost Gnome Attends Steelers Game
· Man puts on underwear, womenÂ’s tank top and goes to school (I've done that)
· Wal-Mart Bust A Real Drag (With up close, mug shots)
September 23, 2006
· Delicate Moments in the ER: Is That a Gun?!
· Top Gear - Ice Cream Van Jump
· Hammond talks to Top Gear co-star
· A meteorologist and a cockroach
September 24, 2006
· I was a virtual stripper
· WorldÂ’s Longest Slide Rule: Texas Magnum.
· "White & Nerdy" video premiere has been cancelled.
· U.S. gets 'C-minus' for hand-washing (Howie Mandell is onto something)
· Denver Hole-In-The-Wall Bar Tour
· Why do you think they call it dope; Man Strolling With Pot Plants Busted
· Playtime: Motorcycle Rider
· Video: Aborted crosswind landing in an Airbus
· Local moms compete for 'Hot' title
· Jackass: Number Two is number 1. Go figure.
· Clearwater judge apologizes, reprimanded for viewing porn in chambers
September 25, 2006
· Playtime: Line Rider
· Fight Over New Tickle Me Elmo Turns Dangerous
· IT people "twice as likely" to wear heavy metal t-shirt as other people
· American Idol Rejects
· Killer teddy bear leaves 2,500 fish dead
· Why do you think they call it dope? Undercover deputies pose as UPS
· Bacardi denies its 151 rum caused bar burn injuries
· Dead Or Alive?
· Ugliest Corvette. Ever.
September 27, 2006
· New York City Subway Smell Map.
· THE ULTIMATE PWNED COMPILATION
· VR Gear Makes RC Airplane the Coolest Toy Ever
· Ebay: Austin Powers Fembot Movie Prop Dummy Original COA!
· Boy, three, buys car on internet
· Chi Phi OKÂ’d porno prank
· Detectives searching for baby-toting crack suspect
· One Serious House Boat Across Tampa Bay
· Thumpy old men's 6 year feud (With photos)
· Twin Winnipeg girls who won right to play boys hockey fail to make the cut
· Here's a taggy dog story
· Man arrested, charged with aggravated assault (Drinking mouthwash, with mug shot)
· Teens' T-Shirts Make Educators Squirm
· Lottery Addict Screams At Judge For Jail Sentence
· FBI: Passenger On Plane Fought Man Who Smelled
· I Heart NY: NYC eyes ban on restaurant trans fats
· Job applicants said they're being asked to dance to “YMCA” or a Bon Jovi song
· Ukraine wrestlers caught shoplifting in Germany
· Gunman Holds Hostages at Colorado School
· Domino's Brownie Bust (With mug shots)
· Augmented Breasts Will Require Additional Inspection at Airports (One TSA job app please)
· Playtime: TG Motocross 2!
September 29, 2006
· Squirrels Go On Attack At South Bay Park
· Sheriff says man dies daring officers to kill him
· Louisville Paper Gets Disc With 232 Photos of Nude National Guard Women
· China denounces art teacher's naked lecture
· Prostitute nabs crooked cop with his own badge
· Moving a Couch on the Subway
· I Heart NY: LI man who suffered stroke can sue for false DWI arrest
· Police: Girl, 3, Drunk From Hard Liquor
September 30, 2006
· ¡Viva Border Volleyball!
· Porn star's name may ring a 'Bell'
· IHumpedYourHummer.Com
· Al Gore: Cigarette smoking is a "significant contributor to global warming"
· Garage sale goes violent when seller stabbed with pitchfork
· Robert Downey Jr. is IRON MAN
