Archive for October 2006
October 1, 2006
· When Magic Tricks Go Wrong - Spike Trick Part 2
· Autopsy: Officers fired 110 rounds at man suspected in cop's death
· God 'intends for us to have great sex,' minister says
· Toddler's Survival Alone In Woods Called Miracle
· Officers solve overcrowding puzzle - at Krispy Kreme
· Friends: Joey Belladonna's solo MP3's available for sample download and purchase.
October 2, 2006
· Metal Elvis
· American Airlines bans in-flight kissing
· World of Warcraft Comes to South Park.
· St. Louis police lose crime files in computer crash
· Monty Python Halo
· Thornydale teacher suspended; alcohol test positive, deputies say
· Man on train tracks killed while making obscene gesture at train
· First ever Las Vegas-style slots coming to Florida
· Tavern's name does not amuse
October 3, 2006
· Giant Robot Costume
· George in 999 dope dash
· Woman Smoking While Pumping Gas Ignites Fire, Burns Self And Car (Yup, Florida)
· Gun report spurs lock-down of two North Las Vegas schools
· Wanted: Home for Terrorist Puppies
· Clinic's bold advertising drew patients and investigators
· Playtime: DOODLE
· Inmate Apparently Drowns When Horse Knocked Into Pond By Bull
· 5th Amish Student Dies
· Clown Is Running for Mayor of Alameda
· New Foley Instant Messages; Had Internet Sex While Awaiting House Vote
October 4, 2006
· How to build a Rubiks Cube Costume
· Couric slips to 3rd; CBS sees a silver lining; no one cares
· Mom Jailed After Son Missed 71 Of 100 School Days Defends Parenting
· Crewman Sucked Into Harrier GR5 Engine Intake
· Handcuffed Teen Eludes Florida Highway Patrol
· Cocaine found on band's tour bus
· Caught On Tape: Armed Men Rob McDonald's
· Huge 'launch ring' to fling satellites into orbit
· Go Wildcats!
· Most expensive EBay items live
· Top Gear BF2 Parody
· 'Flying Elvis' suffers broken pelvis
· W. Va. Lawmaker Embarasssed by Photos
October 5, 2006
· Japanese Man Recites First 100,000 digits of Pi
· The DVD rewinder
· Hubble Discovers Dark Cloud in the Atmosphere of Uranus (Sorry)
· Family gets Disney World all to themselves
· Hunters Who Don't Pay Child Support Could Lose Hunting Privileges
· To pay or not to pay
· Mom Allegedly Gave Morphine To Child To Treat Cold
· Children, ages 2 & 4, found home alone with gun in North Lauderdale
October 6, 2006
· Ebay: Trogdor the Burninator Halloween Dragon Costume
· Scientists to create 'frankenbunny' in big research leap
· Khameini: Don't masturbate during Ramadan
· Youths no longer predominant at MySpace
· Nude runner faces felony charges
· Perverts force teens to flee beach
· Tattooed teacher teaches tolerance
· Amish Funeral Passes by Gunman's Home
· Parents vouch for teacher caught with porn
· Strippers leave Prince unimpressed
· Man Apologizes for Courtroom Feces
· PacersÂ’ Jackson fires shots in fight outside strip club
October 7, 2006
· True stories that happened while in the process of delivering pizza
· Police: Man Slept With Dead Girlfriend, Euthanized Her Cats
· (Another) Jersey teacher faces sex charges. The inmates ARE running the asylum.
· 104-Year-Old Named America's Oldest Worker
· MySpace Founder Claims He Was Ripped Off
· Ebay: Actual Flintstones movie car, runs! Universal Studios
· Google to buy YouTube for $1.6B, report says (I'd sell for the .6 part!)
October 8, 2006
· Flying car up for sale Monday
· Teen dropout scores fame, earns six figures playing video games
· Bandit uses The Force - on till
· An All-Star lineup of mug shots, Smoking Gun-style
· Ailing war vet dies after VA hospital calls 911 for help
· Okaloosa County Students Offered Rewards For Tips
· Boxer TKOs would-be thief
· Teen failed for stand on gays
· No-Fly List: Dead 9/11 Hijackers, Saddam, and "John Williams." Feel Safer?
· Mt. Pleasant Kicker Crowned Homecoming Queen (With video)
October 9, 2006
· How to dress like a Mac
· Oil is still cheaper than Coca-Cola: Eni CEO
· The Best Car To Have Sex In Is...
· Hookers follow workers' dollars. Katrina labor force attracts them to N.O.
· Guys reveal: The worst turn-down I ever got was...
· Playtime: Turanium
· The flying car on EBAY!
October 10, 2006
· RIP: Noorda, network computing pioneer, dies at 82
· Driver obeys navigation system, no matter what
· Tornado Chasers Catch More Than A Tornado...
· Investigation shows FEMA spent millions on puppet shows, bingo, yoga
· Men Arrested For Trying To Steal McDonald's Cups
· Runaway Bride Sues Ex for $500K (You remember crazy eyes, right?)
· How to live with a Southern man (Try moving north)
· Lowered Bar Helps Army Meet Recruiting Goals
· Couple jailed for sex in mosque
October 11, 2006
· Playtime: Stickman Madness
· A new threat: remote-controlled toys
· Honorary MajorGeek; Man shells out £14k on army tank for supermarket run
· How Did Gillette Know It Was My Birthday??!
· Woman charged with riding horse while intoxicated
· Silence in court shattered as suspect causes a stink
· WoW Fanboys Attack South Park
October 12, 2006
· The Naked Troll Project
· Jeep drives across water
· Where Are They Now - The Schoolhouse Rock Singers
· Entire Town Gets The Crabs
· Police Find Burgers Sprinkled With Pot
· 2 more fatties blame McDonalds
· It's the Royal Dare Force
· 9-Foot Alligator Found Under Hotel Cars
· Wal-Mart sued over dive sticks
· Police: Mom Tried To Trade Son For Wedding Gown. Florida takes the rest of the day off.
· Win a John Gotti bookmark
· This Thread Rocks
October 13, 2006
· Tom Cruise Sues over Unauthorized Use of Image on Butt Plug
· Alek's Halloween Decorations Webcams for Celiac Disease
· How to: Hack a Coke Machine
· 30 illegal immigrants found in fake Border Patrol van
· YouTubers to Google: Now What?
· "I Pity the Fool!"
· Death-row prisoner gets pregnant in solitary
· Is that a toy gun in your pants, or....
October 14, 2006
· Teen puts bra on antenna, faces littering charge
· Burrito With The Works
· Woman "kidnaps" son four times for ransom
· Marines Pose For Beefcake Calendar
October 15, 2006
· Grandmother Sues USPC Over Fruitcakes
· Bob_and_Tom_-_Telemarketer_Nightmare
· Florida man charged with keeping son locked up for 3 years
· Man sues city for $14M in 'depraved' sex bust
· The Latest Stuff!
· Boeing Begins Flight Tests - Laser Gunship Program
· Guess that hair band (31 of 32 for me)
· Chrysler Execs Test Drive Used Fleet
· Law School Dean Hotties: Your Female Nominees (No "none of the above" option?)
· Hollywood (Florida) officer accused of pointing gun at family during road rage
· Minn. Man Goes Mano-A-Muzzle With Black Bear
· Barbylon - Jet-setting planetary scientist roams the world ... and beyond.
October 16, 2006
· How White and Nerdy Are You?
· Cow farts 'harming the planet'
· Space Invador Cufflinks
· Lake County Sheriff Dies During Charity Bus Race
· Murray parties with Scottish students
· Most expensive restaurants in the world
· Judge orders man to make up for a "ruined Christmas"
· Airline for smokers will fly by March, founder says
October 17, 2006
· you must choose
· Bush, having solved all other problems, bans poker. Feel safer?
· kid devastated
· Playtime: Battlefield 2142 minigame
· Dog Saves Owner, Dies Trying to Save Cat
· Former Wythe Co. teacher indicted on sex charges (Mugshot, not exactly my childhood fantasy)
· Constituent's Letter To Senator Paul Sarbanes (D. Maryland)
· Parents low ball college costs (So, dumb kids will have to pay because of dumb parents? Got it)
· Disturbing Tech: The Geek-a-Cycle Exercise Bicycle Workstation
· Top 10 Hottest Costume Trends for Halloween 2006
· Nerds with binoculars bust the CIA's torture taxis
· two gallants story spreading far and wide...
October 18, 2006
· Wynn accidentally damages Picasso
· Preacher pleads guilty to seducing with Bible
· News on Nursing in the Media
· SMITH MOM HINTS AT DEATH PLOT
· US full of Internet addicts: study (But they can't play poker, so it's ok)
· The Costume Makes the Man
· Testicle Festival allowed to keep its name
· Johnston Teacher Arrested For Student Rape
· 7 Plead Guilty in Stolen Body Parts Case
· Fork you too
October 19, 2006
· Fight Club in 30 seconds (and re-enacted by bunnies)
· Borat Homepage
· Playtime: Line Rider
· The Pumpkin-Go-Round
· Ferry listing makes waves on eBay
· Oops. Apple says shipped iPods carrying computer virus
· Meat pie mums unite
· Stephen Hawking 'to divorce again'
· Mensa reject(s) of the week: Boy refuses to ride with drinking parents
· 81-year-old man boating on Intracoastal stabbed in chest by stingray
· WOW: Frugal investor leaves $35.6 million to charity (Florida gets today off)
· I Will Wash Your Car With..................... My 38D's
October 20, 2006
· Putin Jokes About Israeli Sex Scandal
· Robbie Williams moons fans at MTV Awards
· Dopey George has a joint on TV
· Ebay: My Wifes Pot Roast Dinner for 4
· A Superhero Suit for Athletes
· SCREW CNN (w/ graphics) [PG edition]
· Police Say Girl Wasn't Molested Before Father (lawyer) Fatally Stabbed Neighbor
· City Newsstand Owner Refuses To Stop Selling Porn
· Police: Naked drunk driver fatally strikes a pedestrian
October 21, 2006
· (Video) WorldÂ’s Fastest Street-Legal Car
· PR firm admits it's behind Wal-Mart blogs
· Brides run wild in Springfield
· Man With Mannequin Fetish Arrested Again
· Chimp plays Pacman... Pretty Well - Video
· L.A. Boy Scouts new merit badge: 'Respect Copyrights'
· Tickle Me Elmos Selling for $5,000. LOL.
· Antioch Man On The Wrong End Of Practical Joke
October 22, 2006
· Very funny ads (nsfw)
· Chik-fil-A founder seeking last Taurus
· Car ends up on top of 3 cars in Hanover parking lot
· Hialeah woman shot in face after anonymous phone call
· When guns are banned; Man Attacks Girlfriend's Car With a Chainsaw
· 30-year-old old to get high school diploma
· Man finds 5.47-carat diamond
· Playtime: Dirt Bike 2
October 23, 2006
· Bradenton Police Department bypassing courts in forfeitures
· The Top Ten Best GHOST PHOTOGRAPHS Ever Taken
· Halloween display mistaken for real crash
· Ebay: congressman mark foley action figure (see questions at bottom as well)
· Officer struck by federal judge (GWB cousin) dies
· RIP: 'Father Knows Best' actress Wyatt dies
· High school cheerleaders handcuffed
· When guns are banned; 5 Girls Accused Of Mugging Woman With Glue Gun
· Mother goes to hospital for flatulence, delivers baby girl
· Weapons of mass decoration; Paintball tanks!
· OMG: Texting distracts teen drivers
October 24, 2006
· Elton John Recording Rap in Vegas? (Majorgeek buying earplugs at mall?)
· Thong Girl Big Hit At Comic Book Convention (Ya think?)
· Four ninjas steal ATM
· Homeless man jailed in College Station lobster theft
· Majorgeeks Locals; Boy dies in hanging
· On Chuck Norris 'mania' sweeping the Net
· Pilot-Fatigue Test Lands JetBlue In Hot Water
· Ebay: Magic Kenny Rogers Dirt
October 25, 2006
· Toddler Get Stuck in Vending Machine
· 'MXit is great, but don't be fooled'
· Error Message: Your Password Must Be at Least 18770 Characters
· Late Passenger Admits To Airport Threat
· Chicken Noodle Dance Proud To Call Harlem Home
· Principal suspended for giving kid a ‘wedgieÂ’
· 600 pound man being cremated causes grease fire
· Top 10 worst halloween costumes of 2006
· I love NY; Transgender men free to use ALL of MTA's loos
October 26, 2006
· Man separates from wife — and his ring finger
· da ali g show dangerous drugs
· Battlefield 2142 Expansion Announced
· Woman, 84, Claims She Didn't Know Home Was Drug-Dealing Haven
· Angry shopkeeper uses forklift on car
· Blind Web surfers sue for accessibility
· Miami-Dade firefighters put out giant toilet paper fire
· From Redmond With Love
· Boston film student sparks terror alert
· London's Vampyre club seeks new freaks... err... recruits.
· Jellybelly e-mail causes indigestion in Winter Haven
· Look at that there big elk standing still.. Nine cited for shooting at decoy elk
· South Korean condom sales, motel bookings surged after North's nuclear test
October 27, 2006
· Prosecutor arrested after allegedly having sex in Qwest Field bathroom
· Shoe Salesman Knocks On Wrong Door, Sets Off Crazy Chain Of Events
· Big Mac Pumpkin.
· SHERIFF GETS SHIRTY AT YOB
· 70-year-old ex-SAS soldier dares to tackle four muggers and wins
· Ford Set to Produce Last Taurus
· Ex-Aide Accused of Stripping Gets Prison
· Geezers gone wild
· Because we don't already have enough fried foods..
October 29, 2006
· 31 Winning Texas Holdem Strategies
· Swanky New McDonald's Opens In Weymouth
· Make-a Your Own-a Pumpakin!
· Twin Sisters -- One Black, One White?
· Playtime: Tank Ball
· U.S. Jobs Shape CondomsÂ’ Role in Foreign Aid
· Oh my god, South Park mocks Irwin
· Pretend nurses in skimpy outfits raise ire
· Letter Carrier Admits Running Prostitution Ring
· New boat is out of this world
· Ford worker wins $225,000 before he's laid off (ETA to bankrupt, 2 weeks)
· Elderly Man's Bike Stolen After Overhaul
October 30, 2006
· Hundreds of police officers show up for canceled protest
· New York State is on track for an over $1 billion surplus
· Nude or lewd? Hobe Sound man's incident exposes legal questions
· Teen arrested in Orlando after stealing, driving bus on its route
· Pumpkin Carving Time
· World's most cursed places
· Man demands seized money
· Gun blast from robber ignites fireworks shop
· Tip Your Pizza Guy
October 31, 2006
· Miami Zoo Hosts Poop Exhibit
· HA HA HA HA Halloween Night!
· Guy gets first question wrong on millionaire
· Microsoft(R) Firefox 2007 Professional
· Cross Fights To Keep Naked Picture Under Wraps
· Glitches cited in early voting (Hmm, I wonder where this could be...)
· MAC-O-Lantern
