Archive for November 2006
November 1, 2006
· The WoW Diet: 41 lbs in 90 days
· Playtime: Smashback
· Batman Helps Ga. Town Infested by Bats
· Failed Poledancer Audition (Sorry pole)
· Airline's medicine ban leaves passenger in coma
· Your money or your ... alligator?
· No discipline yet for P.A. teacher accused in beer blast
November 2, 2006
· Top Thrill Dragster stuck at the top of it's 420ft tower
· Playtime: Paint Ball
· Duct tape no substitute for a babysitter, police say
· American car buyers get a case of amnesia (Get?)
· Steamer gets pageant contestants soaked
· Two men keep trying to wrangle machines away
· Stardust casino sees last roll of dice
· Inmate Costume Causes N.Y. Jail Lockdow
· Chubby Teen Girls Rob Several Trick-Or-Treaters (Florida shoulda had this covered)
· (Speaking of Florida) Escape artist arrested after straight-jacket pier jump
· Cute, furry killers in the 'hood'
· Oh crap! Factory that makes the Pink Flamingo shutting down after 49 years
· 2007 Miss Georgia USA Contestants (Miss Metro-Atlanta looks pissed)
November 3, 2006
· Pay-For-Sex Scandal Surrounds Pastor Ted Haggard
· Issaquah bus driver appeals firing for "flipping off" President Bush
· Web inventor (Al Gore?) fears for the future
· Record Companies Sue Defendant's Kids
· Playtime: QUAKE 3 Forever
· 1 Idiot 1 After Shave and 1 Flame
· Flavored condom ad in bad taste?
· Office Snake Prank
· Rural Virginia sheriff, employees charged in drug case
November 4, 2006
· texasborderwatch.com
· Part II: Mistrial declared in Ferrari crash case
· Billy Idol "Happy Holidays" ???
· Man survives 197-foot dive from Sunshine Skyway
· Bus aide accused of giving meth to student
· Man Posts Sex Offender Photo on MySpace
· Woman Crashes Car Into Pond While Arguing On Cell Phone
· Off-duty officer has a surprise for 2 robbers
· Some Cooper City leaders defend billing meals to taxpayers
· Teen Accused Of Selling $800,000 Worth Of Nonexistent Computers On eBay (W\Video)
· Police Say Man Used Mower to Cut Slur
· Police: Suspect fled in cab waiting outside Lauderdale bank he just robbed
· Detective: Meat Balls Messed Up My Drug Test
· UK Army forced to admit clinically obese because of recruiting crisis
November 5, 2006
· Gym Calls Police On Weightlifter Who 'Grunted'.
· 3-Month Old Baby Charged With Robbery
· US university president poses with 'suicide bomber'
· Dolphin May Have 'Remains' of Legs
November 6, 2006
· New GWAR video online (Possibly nsfw or kids)
· Woman tasered, charged with animal cruelty
· Nurse Ordered Involuntary Psych Tests For Ex (With photo & video goodness lol)
· I heart NY: Typo in state's drunken driving law changes its meaning
· MajorGeeks Locals: SU sues Orlando team over use of Orange Men name
· Would-be robber becomes a big punching dummy
· The game was simple: Name the stupidest thing you have ever done.
· Students take algae-to-biofuel project to MIT
· Jurors find 'Dungeons & Dragons' player guilty but mentally ill
· South African invents "snappy" condom
· Cleared: the black motorist convicted despite white culprit caught on CCTV
· The Price is Right -- Cheaters Prosper
· Grannies shouldnt do parachute!
· Freedom to Fascism. 1h 49m Movie by Aaron Russo.
November 7, 2006
· Police: Officer Shoots Self While Unloading Gun In Moving Car
· Man ordered to wear "sex offender" T-shirt
· Longhorn concept
· Speed bump in Dubai + flying Gallardo
· 2006 Marijuana Report (Who knew?)
· Loophole lets off liquor stores selling to minors
· Baby ejected in hit-run crash is later found -- under a house!
· The Crazy Dress 'Em Ups
· Former Kaufman Co. District Attorney kills self as police try to serve warrant
November 8, 2006
· Campaign Buttons for All Voters.
· 'Real Borat' seeks apology
· Good Samaritan Ambushed, Robbed While Returning Cell Phone
· Accused forger free on bail with fake check
· Leykis Gets Murder Confession
· Ky. Poll Worker Charged With Choking Voter
· Police Say Couple Robbed Gas Station 2 Days In Row
· Suspicious Men Near School Were Playing Internet Game
· Suicide bid sparks punch-up among spectators
· N.M. Cops Sue Burger King Over Marijuana-Laced Hamburgers
November 9, 2006
· Crutch Cassidy and the Sunset Kid
· Faith Hill Poor Loser at CMA
· Part II: Police revise seizure policy
· Not all fun, says pro gamer. Yeah? Try a real job, let us know how that goes.
· Cyberthief breaks into offices to download porn (was that wrong?)
· Dobson Quits Haggard Counseling Team
· Startling Findings in Tillman Probe
· Tollway Chief Quits, Linked To Porn Sites. If it wasn't Tampa, it would be worng.
· Missouri Jail Painted Pink, With Blue Teddy Bears
· Son Of Sen. Bill Nelson Arrested In Downtown Orlando.
· Cedar Rapids teen accused of shaving off boy's eyebrows and hair
· Star Trek Personality Quiz
November 10, 2006
· NY congressman says no offense intended with Mississippi remark
· Thief asks victim: How do I escape?
· RIP: ‘60 MinutesÂ’ correspondent Ed Bradley dies
· Homeless event offers music, more
· Saginaw man TASERed at City Council meeting
· Florida woman allegedly uses stolen forklift to ram patrol cars (With mug shot)
· Bar Busted For "Thong Thursdays"
· Men Arraigned After Ostrich Slain On Halloween
· Backside firework prank backfires
· Robot Chicken - Calvin and Hobbes
November 11, 2006
· RIP: ‘Oscar-winning actor Jack Palance dies
· S.D. Woman on Golf Cart Arrested for DUI
· "Borat" Movie Banned in Russia
· Rare stamp on Florida ballot
November 12, 2006
· Dubai Swats Pests Ogling Beach Beauties
· Death row inmates' pages on MySpace draws criticism
November 13, 2006
· Andy Griffith Sues Andy Griffith
· 3 learn to pick fight, or at least place of fight, carefully
· 78-year-old to compete in Ironman Championship
· Electronic wedge brakes will change the way we stop
· Kevin Federline threatens to sell honeymoon sex tapes
· Beware of the dog (and cat) hoarder
· U.S.: Castro's health is deteriorating
· Worst police dog in the world
· Playtime: Base Jumping
· Nuts the Radioactive Cat
November 14, 2006
· Mom of Michael Jackson accuser admits welfare fraud
· Air guitar T-shirt rocks for real
· Iranians outraged as Google redraws map
· Canada profs win right to smoke pot
· Man Claims Take-Out Taco Contained Drugs
· Season Shot
· I was frozen to improve my health
· Google CEO: Free cellphones for all, if...
· Dell's are great for porn
· Adam and Joe 20% free challenge
November 15, 2006
· Student attempts escape from hospital (.30 BAC)
· Legless man refuses to get out of car during DUI arrest
· Shoplifter uses wooden leg to stash stolen goods
· KFC Tweaks Colonel Sanders Logo
· Pizza Order Leads to RobberÂ’s Arrest
· Mid-flight sexual play lands US couple afoul of anti-terrorism law
· Gamers camp for days, PlayStation 3 on sale Friday
· Ebay: OSU Ohio State vs. Michigan tickets 11/18/06
· Pig's head brings on a media frenzy
November 16, 2006
· Idiots Rob Camera Security Store
· Playtime: Multiplayer Asteroids.
· Obesity could hit economies as hard as malnutrition
· I keyed Your Car. Thanks, Jeff D.
· Michael Jackson attempts a comeback. Thanks J Glenn.
· Larry King Admits HeÂ’s Never Used The Internet
· O.J. SPILLS HIS GUTS IN TV TEARFEST
· Deer 'Breaks In' To Local Bank, Escapes Uninjured
· Deer attacks elderly couple
· Teen gets 60-day sentence in deer-decoy crash
· Deer killed after plowing through furniture store
· Oh Deer. Deer wriggles free from plastic jack-o'-lantern
· Peeping Thongs - Hitting the Streets
· Can You Get Dear With A Dead Deer?
November 17, 2006
· PS3 maxes out ebay
· Florida Friday: Little girl flashes knife as she tries to steal toys
· Florida Friday: Woman Shoots Self in Florida Patrol Car
· Florida Friday: Pierson mayor: Fire gun, don't tell
· Florida Friday: Escape was well thought out
· Clever Bonobo again triggers fire alarm
· Playstation 3 Frenzy Gets Out Of Control
· The United States' big legal gamble with Internet gaming.
· Target Giving $1M to Salvation Army, but Bell Ringers Still Banned
· First Person Shooter spex turn the world into Counter-Strike
· Ebay: SONY PLAYSTATION 3 PS3 - 60GB Premium System NIB! NR! $10,000.00
· Wiinjuries: Getting Hurt Playing Nintendo Wii from 1UP.com
· Man Hurt Trying to Get Playstation 3 in West Bend
November 18, 2006
· Own your own Full-size Replica of Robot from Lost In Space T.V. show
· Wanted: man to land on killer asteroid and gently nudge it from path to Earth
· US cemetery worker, 80, charged over grave-rage incident
· Police Car Appears to be Drag Racing (With video)
· Suspected bomb turns out to be GPS
· Rounds of sadness and joy
· Clumsy NZ policeman stuns himself
· Mob Of Hundreds Rush Orlando Mall For 16 PlayStation 3 Consoles (Just sad)
· What could possibly go wrong here? Thanks Geoff.
· Cancer-stricken Secret Santa comes out of the shadows. Thanks EZAlan.
November 19, 2006
· Roanoke TV station fires meteorologist over MySpace photo
· Where was Bond? Thanks, John Glenn.
· 'Web rage' pickaxe attacker jailed
· Sony PlayStation 3 auction (read story at bottom, nsfw)
· Cop codes are history, 10-4?
· Rapist cornered by schoolboys
· Political signs swept clean for chicken sandwich
· Adam Carolla Harasses PS3 'Nerds'
November 20, 2006
· The WorldÂ’s Most High-Tech Urinal @ John Chow dot Com
· Toddler's birthday party ends when parents brawl
· School dance turns teen away for being homeschooled
· Special - Wii review
· BEST 25 GAMING TATTOOS EVER! (Or, how to scare women away. Forever)
· Bush and Putin's thoroughly 'wizard' outfits
November 21, 2006
· Fox on Trampoline
· Submarine with cocaine seized off Costa Rica
· "Kramer's" Racist Tirade -- Caught on Tape
· RIAA toilet paper
· Murdoch cancels "ill-considered" OJ Simpson book, interview
· Melinda Duckett Estate Suing Nancy Grace
· Taco Bell offers tacos for life for a PS3
· Seinfeld star apologizes
· House Of Blues Staff Unable To Trick People Into Taking Free K-Fed Tickets
· Parents Won't Go On Trial For Covering Up Teen-Teacher Relationship
· Four Were Framed With The FBI's Help
· Gingerbread Nazi Display Pulled From Oberlin Store Window
· Homeowner upset police didn't charge teen with B&E
· Playstation 3 Seller Attacked, Robbed In La Palma (Sony must be proud)
· Video shows people trying to steal alligator
· Man who was TASERed at council meeting speaks
· iPod glow leads to lost mushroom picker
November 22, 2006
· Strip search lands officer in jail
· White House Staffer Robbed, Beaten In Waikiki
· First Daughter Barbara Robbed in Argentina
· TEEN GOES NUCLEAR: He creates fusion in his Oakland Township home
· Woman, 92, Dies in Shootout With Police
· Recliner Saves Man Who Was Shot in Head
· NYPD Installs "Sky Watch" In Harlem Neighborhood
· Police say gas station robber gave the clerk a $20 tip
· Mensa reject(s) of the week: Teenage thieves post pictures of stolen items on MySpace
· Penile Plot Prompts Prison Punishment
· Bigamist 'Butt' Busted by Wife No. 4
November 23, 2006
· Turkeys Try to Catch a Train
· Parents ponying up for pricey toys
· Have You Seen Axl Rose?
· South Park to Scientologists - SUE ME!!! (watch credits)
· Wild turkeys ruffle residents
· Christian groups call off protests against Wal-Mart, Sam's Club
· Airline offering a free beer on Thanksgiving flights
· Bush Pardons Turkeys, But PETA Wants Better After-Care
· Semi With Live Turkeys Crashes in Iowa
November 24, 2006
· Astronaut mis-hits first space golf shot
· After decades of opposition, Vatican view on condoms begins to shift
· 3 governments deny owning bridge after injured diver sues
· The World According to Jimmy Carter
· Wild turkeys ruffle residents
· Hidden device in parking bays
November 25, 2006
· Playtime: football scoring game
· Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight
· Pastor confused by PETA accusation
· The truth about the Cambodian midgets
November 26, 2006
· NYPD Bullet Kills Groom on Wedding Day
· Minden dentist arrested after confronting construction crew
· 18 pound dog shot and killed
· Golden Beach official accused of racially insensitive remark
· New owner of used car discovers 22 pounds of marijuana under back seat
· Missing woman found dead behind bookcase
· I heart Denmark; Topless women star of Danish safety video
· Pregnant pause for escaped inmate
· Plumber tries to beat the rap by swallowing breathalyzer results
· Deputies: Woman Shot Step-Brother To 'Prove Herself'
· Burglary Suspects Flee Scene Of Crime In Cab
· Cringe! Worst emails ever
· Cooked cat left at Utah car dealership
· Thief tips off police after finding child porn during break-in
· Police Taser X26 shot to the Groin (With video!)
· Paris Hilton Vomits While Singing Own Song
· New York Blows Away the Competition
November 27, 2006
· Free Viagra spices up small town life
· The James Bond Trunk Challenge
· Winslet's body inspired new Jaguar model
· Viewer injured in live stunt
· 'Revenge Of The Nerds' Remake Ceases Production
· Snowstorm blankets B.C.'s southern coast
· Police: Teen Fatally Shot by Best Friend
November 28, 2006
· The Accidental Video Game Porn Archive (NSFW)
· Driver injured in school-bus crash (H2 gets pwned)
· Putting Breast Milk to Good Use
· Jailed Priest Accused Of Firing Shot In Store
· If Internet porn is your "self medication"
· Quebec students suspended for posting teacher's outburst online
· I-35 traffic shut down after crane falls on local fire truck
· Black leaders: End N-word in entertainment
· Kevin Spacey - Parody
· Woman faces fines for wreath peace sign
· Playtime: Skyland - Raid And Rescue
November 29, 2006
· The one-cent bill scandal
· Glitch causes N.C. woman to receive 287 water bills
· Ground broken for Bruce Lee theme park in China
· US military trains 'air force' of bomb-sniffing bees
· Part II: HOA Backs Off Fine Threat Over Peace-Sign Wreath
· Celebrity MySpace Top 8Â’s
· Part II: FBI To Lead Johnston Investigation
· Nude pictures on stolen phone prompt call from thief
· Police say man hired to kill woman warns her instead
· nintendo superfan
· Owner: Man Tried to Hide Guitar in Pants
November 30, 2006
· 5-year old Florida boy for sale on Craigslist (Thanks Martin G)
· Google H4x0r
· Ebay: Autographed Bandana (Find the MajorGeeks.Com shirt in auction pics)
· Top 10 Naked People on Google Earth (Probably NSFW)
· Hawking: Man must leave planet Earth
· Guacamole lawsuit: Where's the avocado?
